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Rhyan Mansell welcome to Tigerland

eZyT

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Didnt know where to post this, but this seemed as good a place as any.

Cant believe we dont got a fight thread.

My son is home and id had a rum after beating collingwood,

And i watched a sport i hate and he loves,

To see.

anyway, i see the main event, of a modestly obscure MMA card in Southport, ClivePalmerLand.

dimps gillies v josh kuhne

The bloke who seems like he was named by james ellroy, Dimps is a mauri dad of 9 from Logan. Wears a huge grin on a head of teak. Hes only ever lost a pro fight, boxing or mma, on points. Hes never been knocked out, never submitted.

Kuhne is pretty, has no visible bare skin below his chin, has never had a fight go to round 2, and alot of instagram followers.

These two then put on the best brawl ive ever seen.

dimps breaks both hands on kuhnes face for 15 minutes, and kuhne just keeps advancing.

With 10 seconds to go, its like they both take a pull on the meth pipe, get a pulp fiction jab to the heart, and walk onto a movie set.

If you enjoy violence at the right time, in the right place,

Watch this fight. Its a boxing bout in an octagon cage. One of the most incredible fights ive ever seen.

Dimps Gillies V Josh Kuhne
 
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TigerMasochist

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Looking at it now, it did look like Mansell just rubbed the head with his elbow, but I doubt he'll get away with it. Maybe just a fine.....but this is Richmond.
Intentional, high contact, low impact ( but Ginni spent ten minutes rubbing his head n sooking so the Pies will pretend he's concussed ). Penalty should be a fine but Nigel steps over the line fairly regular so Christian will be looking to set an example.
 

eZyT

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Intentional, high contact, low impact ( but Ginni spent ten minutes rubbing his head n sooking so the Pies will pretend he's concussed ). Penalty should be a fine but Nigel steps over the line fairly regular so Christian will be looking to set an example.

It will be a text book AFL-get-something-right through a double stuff up

He deserves a week, MRP grading says he gets fined, but will get a week
 
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Tigaman

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Dog Act is when you Act like a Dog. Now did Manny (Pacquiao) bite Snow White ?. Nah just a square up to show Snow White Manny aint one of her dwarfs.
 
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bugsy

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I think Joffa still runs the Pies wardrobe dept and it sucks worse than ever. Seriously…. you ever seen a more motley crew in all your life?

Moore, De Goey, Gingivitis etc need to be thrown into a sheep dip, dagged and decrutched then hung out to dry. Next step shorn short back and sides, with zero bum fluff remaining. No head bands and other BS adornments.

Moore especially pisses me right off. So he wants to be the captain? First he needs to look like a footballer. Like his father did back in the day, not like one of Joffa’s cheer squad groupies.

Then off to be re-kitted with proper fitting socks, shorts and jumpers.

The club finally got rid of Eddie and Bucks. Now all it needs is a total image makeover.
 
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eZyT

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Strange gettup. What with the crop top, Cox's shorts and the the hair. He looked like a cross between a rodeo clown and a 1990s raver.

I reckon hes got a super smart honest manager, who has said

'look son, you are a very limited footballer. you've hit the jackpot getting on a list, but you'll be lucky to play 50 games. You've got to make hay while the sun shines - bleach your hair, dress like a rodeo clown, act like a *smile*, pick fights with Cornes and make everyone hate you. here, watch these Mark Jackson tapes - he was 10 times the footballer you are, but youlle get the point. We'll see if we can get you something like the Duracell deal. Watch some old Killer Bees WWF stuff too. I think we've got about 3 months to try land an Island Boys collaboration, or something like that. maybe we can get you a cage fight with Marissa Payne in June?'
 
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nswtiger

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I reckon hes got a super smart honest manager, who has said

'look son, you are a very limited footballer. you've hit the jackpot getting on a list, but you'll be lucky to play 50 games. You've got to make hay while the sun shines - bleach your hair, dress like a rodeo clown, act like a *smile*, pick fights with Cornes and make everyone hate you. here, watch these Mark Jackson tapes - he was 10 times the footballer you are, but youlle get the point. We'll see if we can get you something like the Duracell deal. Watch some old Killer Bees WWF stuff too. I think we've got about 3 months to try land an Island Boys collaboration, or something like that. maybe we can get you a cage fight with Marissa Payne in June?'
pure pre gold
 

CarnTheTiges

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I think Mansell is an average footballer, who’s one wood is his aggression. I really don’t get what plenty of people here see in him. He’ll get a week for what he did to Ginnivan, and rightly so, for all that he’s got a very punchable head. If anyone wants to really sort him out they need to do what Stack did to Viney, hard and fair.
 
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ToraToraTora

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Pretty old school is Nige. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets himself into a boiling pot of bother one day.
 

tora

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Mansell gives away to many easy frees but the free he didn't give away today (after the siren) would have been almost worth it. Strutting egos deserve to get their comeuppance at times even though Mansell will get a week for it. However his partner in the melee, Gibcus, may get a fine as well knowing the way the MRP panel works
The whole Mansell and free kicks against needs a look. His free kick against was the running too far. Lucky pies didn't convert. It was Rioli and Kmac who gave away cheap frees on Ginnavan where he goaled. And Ginnivan beat Baker to got his 3rd.
It seemed like Edwards was having a long chat to Ginnavan at one stage. Why bother? Mansell is loose at times and as you say been fined a few times. Now the melee hit on Ginnavan fine or a week who knows. But I've loved Mansell. He has adequate skills for the small defender role. Just needs to tone down the aggro.
Remember the Dangerfield run down tackle?
 

spook

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it good, but a bit of a mouthful.

how about

cheating ugly little smart arsed Collingwood *smile*?
Just Vanilla Ice, then. Or Milli Vanilli on account of what a fraud he is. Or Milly, cos he's a sheila.
 
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