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PUNT ROAD END | Richmond Tigers Forum

Its Friday, Im a little drunk and bored, so here is a ditty for the Darksiders amongst us all


There were 38 in the club, and Wallace said,
"dump the duds, dump the duds!"
So Miller grabbed 13 and he kicked them out,
And as they left the club you could hear him shout,
"Get me midfielders, and a couple of skinny backmen"
"Two rucks, and a key backman past his prime!"

There were 38 in the club, and Wallace said,
"dump the duds, dump the duds!"
So Miller grabbed 6 and he kicked them out,
And as they left the club you could hear him shout,
"Get me flankers, I want a million skinny flankers"
"And a wine club brother who has never had a prime!"

There were 38 in the club, and Wallace said,
"dump the duds, dump the duds!"
So Miller grabbed 7 and he kicked them out,
And as they left the club you could hear him shout,
"Get me skills, I need guys who can kick the ball"
"And a full forward who is WAY past his prime!"

There were 38 in the club, and Wallace said,
"dump the duds, dump the duds!"
So Miller got ready to kick some out,
But Wright grabbed his shoulder and we heard him shout,
"Mr. Miller, this is not in any way a demotion"
"But Jacko picks our kids now because YOU are past your prime!"