Here's a quick one I've come up with. Sung to the tune of the "young ones" tv show theme. Hope you like it and no offence to the president's and Vp's of the named players! ;D
Once in every lifetime,
The comes a lot like this,
They make me cringe,
They make scream,
Oh now Danny can't you seeeee
The Dud one's ooowooo
Pettifer's a Dud one. ooowooo
And King, ooowooo Hilton, Biddiscombe. ooowooo
They can't Kick,
Or punch,
They're so weak in the crunch.
Dan we do not,
Want the Dud one's,
No we will not
Have the Dud one's anymore!
Lyrics by tiga
Once in every lifetime,
The comes a lot like this,
They make me cringe,
They make scream,
Oh now Danny can't you seeeee
The Dud one's ooowooo
Pettifer's a Dud one. ooowooo
And King, ooowooo Hilton, Biddiscombe. ooowooo
They can't Kick,
Or punch,
They're so weak in the crunch.
Dan we do not,
Want the Dud one's,
No we will not
Have the Dud one's anymore!
Lyrics by tiga