I'm gonna grab some popcorn & wait for TBR to respond
Not at all, I can just picture it now. The umpires about to run out on the ground when they are called into a room with the lights off inside.
The light of a single candle flickers on a cloaked, hooded figure's face, the evil mastermind Ray Chamberlain.
"Before we take the field today, you need to know something," he says. "To umpire, is to be anti-Tiger. It is the sacred vow we all take".
They then say the sacred chant, drink the blood of an endangered Sumatran tiger cub, wipe their mouths on Jack Dyer's first guernsey, and head out on the field ready to screw us again.