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Amusing sledges you have heard

The way I heard it was "It must be all those breakfasts your wife keeps feeding me".

As for Shaun Pollock being the best batsman in his family, I think his uncle Graeme might have been a tad better.
 
23.21.159 said:
The way I heard it was "It must be all those breakfasts your wife keeps feeding me".

As for Shaun Pollock being the best batsman in his family, I think his uncle Graeme might have been a tad better.
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I like the biscuit variation. Maybe low-fat.

The best in family quote was attributed to a pom. Not a big name. Might have only played a few tests, maybe only one... Can't remember.
 
antman said:
"Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.

Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes:
After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?"
"Cos every time I *smile* your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.
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I always thought that was Ranatunga
 
Ranatunga was in a good one with Healy.
Warney was frustrated that Rana wouldn't move out of his crease to hit the ball so
Heals yelled out "put a Mars Bar on a good length, he'll move out for that"

B1
 
antman said:
Bill James said:
Shuan Pollock at bat. Mark Waugh at gully calls him the worst bat in South Africa. He responds with "Yes but at least I'm the best in my family" Bowler had to start his run-up again while the slip cordon regained its composure.
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Those South Africans have good retorts. Here are some more.

Shane Warne & Daryll Cullinan:
As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate him.

"Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.

Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes:
After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?"
"Cos every time I *smile* your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.

And the Australians get one back...

Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock:
After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground.
Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
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Baaahahahaha!!!! Good stuff

The McGrath wife thing is a bit far that gets back on that sexual sledging just like Selwood!!!
 
antman said:
Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock:
After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground.
Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
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:clap :clap :clap :hihi
 
TigersGoddess said:
antman said:
Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock:
After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground.
Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
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:clap :clap :clap :hihi
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:cutelaugh :cutelaugh :spin :hihi :clap :clap
 
Heard the Ponting one at a Viv sportsman night relating to Viv richards.

One of my favourite Steve Waugh is batting and Jamie Siddons is in his first slip. Waugh is taking a long time getting ready when Siddons yells "Hurry up its not a test"

Waugh turn arounds to Siddons says "Of course not your here"
 
Javed Miandad was getting flustered and upset with big Merv. In a fit of anger he stuttered out you're nothing but a .... big fat bus conductor.
Next ball Merv gets him out.
And as Miandad walks off Merv runs past shouting "tickets please".
 
B1 and B2 said:
Ranatunga was in a good one with Healy.
Warney was frustrated that Rana wouldn't move out of his crease to hit the ball so
Heals yelled out "put a Mars Bar on a good length, he'll move out for that"

B1
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B1 that was a good one but the version I heard was that Warnie was getting frustrated at Ranatunga staying in his crease, Boonie was at short square leg and Healy said put a mars bar on a length Warnie, that will bring him out of his crease, then Healy said hang on Warnie better make it two in case Boonie gets there first.
Keep'em coming these are funny.
 
mk33 said:
One of my favourite Steve Waugh is batting and Jamie Siddons is in his first slip. Waugh is taking a long time getting ready when Siddons yells "Hurry up its not a test"

Waugh turn arounds to Siddons says "Of course not your here"
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:hihi :cutelaugh :rofl

Steve
Don
Ricky

In that order...
 
During a cricket match Keith Greg said to Marshy "How's your wife and my kids?". Marshy replied "Well the wife's good, but the kids are *smile* *smile*!" :hihi :hihi :hihi :hihi :hihi
 
Some doggie fans were giving it to me as i was leaving tonight. As I went by them I said 'It's been a long time since 1954 boys.'

That shut em up, briefly.
 
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