tigergollywog said:1. Maybe do a Steven Jurica and "Tomahawk" 'separated at birth' in the record.
2. Play richo on the wing and forbid him to step inside 50
3. Let lids and griffen go head to head to see whose better
4. Put a Lance Franklin mask on Tambling and see if any PRE'ers notice
5. Phone Daniel Kerrs mate and try and get some special K to put in Brad Johnsons water bottle
6. Kick more goals than footscray
7. Play JR
8. Explain to a few blokes that if you dont have too many redeeming football features, youve got to be able to really smash blokes at the bottom of a pack so they cant get up.
9. Tell richo if he gets a set shot on goal to play on, run towards the boundary, imagine we are 40 points up and snap it over his head
10. havnt got a number 10.
I agree with all your points except point 10.