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B1 & B2 Banner Threads (Round 12 on page 62 - Winners on Page 1)

rosy23 said:
The Bananas have gone awol
So let's give them a big surprise
If we post lots and lots of banners
They won't believe their eyes.

More Banana antics coming soon (this work thing is annoying)

:wave :wave :wave :wave

B1
 
We are not playing to win,
We are playing for hate,
Because helping you is a sin,
And want you to miss the eight
 
To the Tune of the Acca Dacca epic Dirty Deeds:

We’re sick of McGuire and we want him gone
And we hate his guts
He keeps naggin' for the Pies night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
DIdak and the Hell’s Angel roamed
Why didn’t he go home?
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
Eddie’s happy to see
That he's an innocent man
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap


We’re havin' trouble winning, our season’s in hell
We can’t even beat the Blues
If you want to be leading at the final bell
Here's what you gotta do -
This game’s at our home
Thank Christ it’s not the Dome
Now is the time
Just think
23 21 159 hey
Decking Pies aint a crime
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap


Punch ons, head high, elbows
Done Dirt Cheap
shirtfront, high contact, squirrel grip
Done Dirt Cheap
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
 
They'll have to change the credits to Young, Young, Scott & NYT after that. Good work.

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Collingwood 'away' strip, c.1905
 
Mcguire comes along, all glimmer and song
The Pies then get themselves Tidy
but premierships says McGuire, of waiting we tire
and even today will we lose our hidey!






In Pies land men fear, and some disappear
a rough place that breeds men like Clement.
But their premiership hope tonight heads downslope
Like a man wearing boots of cement!
 
Our coach is looking tanned
But things haven't gone as planned
And we're under no illusions - we're no good
But it's time to make a stand
Bring back pride to Tigerland
By taking down the hated Collingwood
For if that big ape Rocca
Puts in yet another shocker
And Cloke kicks like his old man used to do
And we dominate the middle
Go direct instead of fiddle
It could mean September holidays for you
 
(This is to the tune of the Teddy Bear's picnic.)


If you play for the woods today
You are in for a big surprise
If you play for the woods today
You better play in disguise
For every player that ever there was
Should gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Tigers have a piiicniiic.
 
Our pockets now are lined with cash
From taking out the Magpie trash
And though our record's poor out west
We've won enough to re-invest

But even if the Eagles win
Until the test results come in
'Hold all tickets' should be ruled
'Cos we suspect they're rocket-fuelled
 
LeeToRainesToRoach said:
Our pockets now are lined with cash
From taking out the Magpie trash
And though our record's poor out west
We've won enough to re-invest

But even if the Eagles win
Until the test results come in
'Hold all tickets' should be ruled
'Cos we suspect they're rocket-fuelled

Brilliant :clap
You should publish your own book of footy poetry!!!
 
Were going over to the West
With Foley, the new Judd
Chris has gone the other way
And's become an injured dud

Or this one

'The Boys Are Back In Town'
 
LeeToRainesToRoach said:
Our pockets now are lined with cash
From taking out the Magpie trash
And though our record's poor out west
We've won enough to re-invest

But even if the Eagles win
Until the test results come in
'Hold all tickets' should be ruled
'Cos we suspect they're rocket-fuelled

is this the winner?
R2D2
You gotta stop coming up with the goods so early in the week