Just buy the vegan gravy.
My daughter sent me to the supermarket to buy it this morning. Three guys tried to help me look, with no success. Then I asked if they had a hipster working there. They did. He found it straight away.
I bought the vegan gravy.
Was delicious on my lamb and would have been just as nice on my turkey had I been able to catch the thing.
Many years ago I visited an uncle who owned about 30,000 acres up in Euston on the Murray River.
The dog jumped out of the car and thought it world be a great idea to chase the turkey.
It wasn't.
The turkey had a friend, an emu. The dog spent the whole weekend under the verandah hiding from the emu.