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Biggest rivals and why

I hate em all. Can't see how it's possible to hate one more than the other. They are all puss infected vermin.

Have you ever truly wondered what it must be like to barrack for any other team? I can't get my head around how awful that would be.
 
As a team, Carlscum are the crusty bits on an old dunny brush.

The Maggots are easy to loath with the bollocky free ride they get. However it is easier (and more satisfying) to pity the Maggots - with all the easy draws, extra media coverage and so on, they should make more of the ample opportunity they're given. And they're a traditional working class team from the inner city, not dissimilar to the Tigers. Carlscum, on the other hand, are cheating, silver tailed born to rule liberal voting buckets of spew without any redeeming features.

In terms of supporters, Sainters have become insufferable, patronizing scum. Hopefully, as they realize their window is closing and they've missed their chance, they revert to their old 'what the heck, its only a game. Lets have a beer' selves. And having lived in Adelaide beck in the day, I remember how scary Port fan base was (and thinking that there should be some government funded sterilization programme - the thought of them breeding was horrifying). And now they're in the AFL. ::) Whenever I think of Port Adelaide supporters, I'm reminded of the 'infected' in that movie a few years ago - "28 Days Later"
 
Carlton for me. Our real rivals. Pies I dislike but nowhere near as much as the Scum. Lately the hawks have gotten on my nerves purely for the supoorters. As a kid the hawks were my "second" team because we lived in Hawthorn before it was trendy.

I have no real feeling against the Dons as I have lived out of Aus since 1990 so I missed a fair bit of the spite that went on.

In saying that though, as much as I hate Carlton, they are the team I would want to see strong around the same time that Richmond are strong. There is nothing like beating the Blues when they are playing well. I couldn't think of anything that would make me happier than beating them in a Grand Final.
 
TygerTyger said:
As a team, Carlscum are the crusty bits on an old dunny brush.

The Maggots are easy to loath with the bollocky free ride they get. However it is easier (and more satisfying) to pity the Maggots - with all the easy draws, extra media coverage and so on, they should make more of the ample opportunity they're given. And they're a traditional working class team from the inner city, not dissimilar to the Tigers. Carlscum, on the other hand, are cheating, silver tailed born to rule liberal voting buckets of spew without any redeeming features.

In terms of supporters, Sainters have become insufferable, patronizing scum. Hopefully, as they realize their window is closing and they've missed their chance, they revert to their old 'what the heck, its only a game. Lets have a beer' selves. And having lived in Adelaide beck in the day, I remember how scary Port fan base was (and thinking that there should be some government funded sterilization programme - the thought of them breeding was horrifying). And now they're in the AFL. ::) Whenever I think of Port Adelaide supporters, I'm reminded of the 'infected' in that movie a few years ago - "28 Days Later"


Very funny post TT. I enjoyed that!! :hihi :hihi
 
Carlton, they have betrayed their heritage of a working man's club and taken on some of the more offensive personality traits of their club stalwarts. They are a pox on the competition, I had a tear in my eye the day Fitzroy died, if it were the puss ridden Blues that bit the bullet, I would cheer. There is nothing honourable about Carlton, at least Collingwood do try and fly the flag for Victorian teams, even if self interest is the primary motivator. Vic Park was a hell hole, but since they moved to the G the great unwashed have lost some of their spirit I reckon, I dislike them but as a club they have a conscience.

The Saints are born losers, and it would be un Australian to really dislike a club with such a party goer history, SK Warne is the perfect representative of the losers, good bloke but you shouldn't really take him too seriously. The Bulldogs and North are good honest battlers, great working class histories the competition needs worker drones like the Northern and Western clubs, I can't bring myself to hate them.

I see there is a bit of hate for the Hawks, which I can't understand, I reckon you are a bit homophobic. Think about it, the poor old Mayflowers/Mayblooms must have copped some serious stick in the early days, I have no doubt it has permanently harmed their psyche. I was stoked when they drafted Roughead ahead of Tambling, but when I thought about Hawthorn's gay culture there was no way a bloke with that sort of surname could have slipped through. Their follow up choice of "Lance" further indicated their phallic obsession.

The Melbourne Fuchsia's are in the same boat as the Hawks, but at least they go up to the snow to engage in their dalliances, no wonder no-one hates them they aren't around enough to hate.

Essendon are just Western suburb try hards that have made good, their colors appeal to the 14-16 yo female demographic so I'd be interested to see how they go after a few years in the wilderness. It took a Richmond man to give them the stomach for a fight, now they have grown dependent on the Tiger influence. Hopefully Knighter won't have as much success as Sheedy.

The reigning premiers are just country bumpkins, even with one of the most exciting players ever to have played the game the Geelong crowd barely got above a vigorous golf clap, had G.Ablett played for the Tigers the walls of the G would have cracked under the pressure. Still I don't hate them, I just don't understand how they can be so boring.

The interstate franchises are like chicken, bland and uneventful. It is hard to hate something that is artificial and arbitrarily constructed to maximise revenue. They are only in the competition so we have the money in the sport to keep young athletes from playing cricket for a living. A necessary inconvenience, hardly worth hating.

In short Carlton are dishonourable, arrogant cheating, tanking thieves. No other club comes close to deserving our hate as much as the Filth.
 
Tambling Man said:
Carlton, they have betrayed their heritage of a working man's club and taken on some of the more offensive personality traits of their club stalwarts. They are a pox on the competition, I had a tear in my eye the day Fitzroy died, if it were the puss ridden Blues that bit the bullet, I would cheer. There is nothing honourable about Carlton, at least Collingwood do try and fly the flag for Victorian teams, even if self interest is the primary motivator. Vic Park was a hell hole, but since they moved to the G the great unwashed have lost some of their spirit I reckon, I dislike them but as a club they have a conscience.

In short Carlton are dishonourable, arrogant cheating, tanking thieves. No other club comes close to deserving our hate as much as the Filth.

Couldn't of said it better myself TM, they're after all the scum of all scum. Filthy cheating bastards!
 
i tell ya what Willo...
Carlton are scum.Cheats.Elitist silvertail morons who wouldnt have a CLUE about fair play or winning on merit and ability.And their supporters are not native to our culture.or very knowlegable about the game.They wouldnt have a clue.They wouldnt know if their ass was on fire unless I told em.If ya have to make a brain for an ant youd have to collect em from 10,000 Carlton supporters.
They think theyre a great club but theyre not.
I almost LUV the pussycatkitties after what they did to the pizzportpower who were LUCKY to win the flag in 2004 anyway and this will shut up the fans and Mark Williams for a long time yet.
I dont have much time for QLD BrisPAIN Liars supporters ejther,although I dont mind the club itself.They THINK they know all about footy but they dont.
And as for WHOARETHEYORNDINARY HAWKS supporters....they are generally banal and really a quaint lot.....God,do they whinge though....fair dinkum...I know umpires can be confusing but they seem to blame everyting and everyone else when they lose.
"Golden"is an exception to the rule though.
Collingwood fans are a pushover though.God theyre a brainless mob.Fair finkum if their brains were made of glue their ears would fall off.And they cant even afford dentists,most of em.nah,Pies supporters are more of a pesky annoyance that a threat. :hihi
 
nitrotiger said:
i tell ya what Willo...
Carlton are scum.Cheats.Elitist silvertail morons who wouldnt have a CLUE about fair play or winning on merit and ability.And their supporters are not native to our culture.or very knowlegable about the game.They wouldnt have a clue.They wouldnt know if their ass was on fire unless I told em.If ya have to make a brain for an ant youd have to collect em from 10,000 Carlton supporters.
They think theyre a great club but theyre not.
I almost LUV the pussycatkitties after what they did to the pizzportpower who were LUCKY to win the flag in 2004 anyway and this will shut up the fans and Mark Williams for a long time yet.
I dont have much time for QLD BrisPAIN Liars supporters ejther,although I dont mind the club itself.They THINK they know all about footy but they dont.
And as for WHOARETHEYORNDINARY HAWKS supporters....they are generally banal and really a quaint lot.....God,do they whinge though....fair dinkum...I know umpires can be confusing but they seem to blame everyting and everyone else when they lose.
"Golden"is an exception to the rule though.
Collingwood fans are a pushover though.God theyre a brainless mob.Fair finkum if their brains were made of glue their ears would fall off.And they cant even afford dentists,most of em.nah,Pies supporters are more of a pesky annoyance that a threat. :hihi
I'm glad you shared that with us all Nitrous Oxide :hihi :hihi
 
I reckon a few of you (and probably me) need to get on the couch with a shrink like the one on The Sopranos and just let rip. And then tell her our problems ;) ;D
Willo you've opened a cans of worms.