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Blokes who can kick.

TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
Tigers of Old said:
lamb22 said:
For what it's worth I'd rate Gaspar a C- in field kicking and an A in goal kicking making him a B- kick overall.
The number of times he kicks for goal vs his field kicking makes this a very lopsided assessment Lamb ::). It's hardly a 50/50 scenario.

Fair call TOO, lets say he is a C- kick when playing full back and an A kick when playing full forward.

Lamb, if you rate Gaspar an A because of his 70% after just 33 shots at goal, it will be absolutely certain that the % will drop quickly if he has 6 or 7 shots at goal EVERY week. 

When he reaches 100 or more shots at goal, his accuracy will drop easily because he doesn't kick properly when you look at how many 'floaters' he lets off his foot.

Disagree, but maybe we should get TW to chuck him up forward to find out. Always very happy to see Gas take a shot as he almost invariably kicks straight, even when he turns it over he kicks straight (to an opposition player). Another bloke maligned for his kicking is Andrew Kellaway who is also an excellent shot for goal, however has a tendency to hesitate and pick the wrong option at times when bringing the ball out of defence. Both are better shots at goal than Richo IMO.
 
lamb22 said:
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
Tigers of Old said:
lamb22 said:
For what it's worth I'd rate Gaspar a C- in field kicking and an A in goal kicking making him a B- kick overall.
The number of times he kicks for goal vs his field kicking makes this a very lopsided assessment Lamb ::). It's hardly a 50/50 scenario.

Fair call TOO, lets say he is a C- kick when playing full back and an A kick when playing full forward.

Lamb, if you rate Gaspar an A because of his 70% after just 33 shots at goal, it will be absolutely certain that the % will drop quickly if he has 6 or 7 shots at goal EVERY week. 

When he reaches 100 or more shots at goal, his accuracy will drop easily because he doesn't kick properly when you look at how many 'floaters' he lets off his foot.

Disagree, but maybe we should get TW to chuck him up forward to find out.  Always very happy to see Gas take a shot as he almost invariably kicks straight, even when he turns it over he kicks straight (to an opposition player).  Another bloke maligned for his kicking is Andrew Kellaway who is also an excellent shot for goal, however has a tendency to hesitate and pick the wrong option at times when bringing the ball out of defence.  Both are better shots at goal than Richo IMO.

Which path are you taking ?

The stats of goal accuracy or just kicking straight anywhere on the ground ?

There's more pressure to line up or run into goal than there is for a simple pass from defence or midfield.

If TW goes by your thoughts, then Gaspar would've been used at FF. ???
 
lamb22 said:
Long post Redders, pity its based on a wrong premise.  Does anyone ever read other peoples's posts before rambling aimlessly about their favourite topics or scapegoats.  I never said said Gaspar was the best kick at Richmond or the most skilled player at Richmond.  I said he was the straightest kick.  The reason he is such a straight kick is ironically because he has such a laboured and mechanical ball drop.  The non natural ball drop however means that Gaspar lacks touch and really cant kick around corners, so when you see Gaspar attack the ball and run clear you can guarantee that he will kick it where he is facing 9 times out of ten (whether it is to Richmond's advantage or not).  

That same characteristic however makes him a very good shot at goal.  Regarding your lecture to me in mathematics, bluster doesn't cut it with me, if you want to prove my maths is askew you will need to provide me with some objective criteria.  One way would be to show me how many other league footballers who have had 30 -50 shots  at goal have a 70% goal kicking record and how many who have not.  I think you will find gaspar is in the top 10% at least.  If you cant be bothered doing the exercise I suggest you instead exercise some humility in future.

For what it's worth I'd rate Gaspar a C- in field kicking and an A in goal kicking making him a B- kick overall.

This thread wasn't about overall skill in a player but since you raised the topic a footballer posesses a whole range of skill.  One is the ability to close down on an opponent and get in a spoil without infringing.  Gaspar gets an A.  One is the ability to use your body in a marking contest to prevent your opponent getting the ball.  Gaspar gets an A.  One is clean hands in the marking contest - Gaspar gets an A.  One is the ability to keep the ball in front of you in a loose ball situation in defence - Gaspar gets an A. One is the ability to play on small and tall alike - Gaspar gets an A.  One is to stop your opponent getting the ball - Gaspar gets an A.  One is the courage to put his body on the line time after time - Gaspar gets an A .  And even though you have bagged his use by hand, I cant agree, solid B as a handballer.

You know sometimes the term 'pearls before swine' drifts about in my head.  We have been priviledged to see one of the leagues best full back's strut his stuff week after week and without doubt Richmonds greatest ever full back and we winge and moan and pontificate with our superior football intellect and cant actually sit back and say isn't it great to see a great full back play.  He would have been awesome in a good team, probably would have got 5 all australians.  He has had to cover for some of the most inept excuses for footballers who have shared defensive duties with him these last 10 years which meant that he had to try and cover two or sometimes three players rather than just the team's best forward and his judgement time after time in these situations was impeccable.  His worth, for anyone who understood the game, was clearly demonstrated when he went down in round 10 of 2003 with a knee.  Up until that point Richmond had the least points kicked against it (even though we were only 6 wins 4 losses )and Gaspar was blitzing.  I immediately thought we were stuffed and we of course were.  We then had the most points scored against in the rest of the year and in 2004 when Gaspar was but a mere shadow of himself playing with an unrecovered  injury.

FFS Silvagni was a woeful kick and yet considered the full back of the century and I loved watching him play as well - aweome player.  

Try seeing (and reading posts) with your eyes and support Richmond's best ever full back and one of the best to ever pull on a tiger guernsey.

My post was long ! Geez ! Have you seen what you've just put up !

Firstly, the original post by Linus WAS about overall skill Lamb Chops. Check the first paragraph. That is what I have rated Gaspar on. Not goal kicking….and not ‘straight kicking’ either, which you are using to defend Gaspar’s poor overall skill level.

And just clear something up for me: what exactly does ‘straight kick’ mean anyway ? I can kick the ball ‘straight’ but if it goes over my team mate’s head, or fall’s short of him, or goes ‘straight’ to an opponent, is it a good kick ? No. Focus on how many times Gaspar’s disposals are EFFECTIVE or how many clangers he makes and not all this wishy washy garbage about ‘straight’ kicks or a 70% conversion rate from a pissy 33 shots on goal over a long career.

As Rosy says, she can have 1 shot on goal and make it, and therefore have a 100% conversion rate. Does that make Rosy skilful ? Maybe she is (!) but I’d need further proof !

Lamb Chops, I don’t have to compare Gaspar against other players with a similar amount of attempts (33 or so) because it is completely and utterly irrelevant because of the very simple fact that your sample is way…way... too small. Comparing Gaspar against Bill Smith who has also had 33 shots on goal means absolutely jack sh*t unless you’ve got hundreds of Bill Smith’s. Now comparing Gaspar and Bill Smith who both had 500 shots on goal each, that would mean something. I should have been more specific: its not a maths lesson you need, but a lesson in fundamental statistics. Rating Gaspar as an “A” in goal kicking based on such a low amount of attempts is completely flawed. I suggest you exercise some humility in the application of basic statistics in the future. ;)

Again, the thread IS about overall skill. Looking at some of these other skills that you nominate of Gaspar’s to promote his standing in this regard , I can see where such items as “clean hands in the marking contest” and “keeping the ball in front of you in a loose ball situation” could be considered skills. Fair enough. But how you rate those sorts of skills is highly subjective i.e. how do you measure it ? I could throw in just as many subjective skills like peripheral vision, decision making etc. and say that he was crap in those. At least something like effective disposal is a clear and objective measurement of skill.

Also, since when has “the courage to put his body on the line” ever been considered a skill ? Just where are you drawing the line as to what is considered as being a skill ? Gee, I might go down to the park at lunch time and practice my courage........

You keep drifting to all this non specific and again highly subjective stuff like he’s “Richmond’s best ever full back” ….back blah blah…Again, as Rosy's pointed out nobody’s saying he isn’t a good full back. Again, we’re talking purely about his skill level. I admire your fondness of Gaspar. That’s great. But you’re getting all defensive over the issue of his skill and drifting off the topic by making broad generalisations about how he plays and carrying on as if nobody rates him in any regard at all. That’s not the case. He’s a great stopper. For the most part he’s done his job whilst at Richmond. But sticking specifically to the topic of whether he could be regarded as a skilful player - in the context of what that means to most people - then no. I don’t believe he is.

Incidentally, Gaspar the greatest full back we’ve ever had ? Yet another big call by you Lamb Chops. Team of the Century full-back Vic Thorpe played 263 games for Richmond. 2 times best and fairest winner. 2 times premiership player. AFL Hall of Fame member. Represented Victoria 14 times. But I’ll leave that statement and its level of accuracy up to others.
 
Red, Red, Red, who are you arguing with cos it aint against what I'm saying. First the thread is titled "blokes who can kick" not "skill level of our players"

Secondly this is the first paragraph of my first response to your post that Gaspar was an F rated kick

"If we are talking about decision making or weight of kicks at times, people are justified in being harsh in his rating. However he is the straightest kick at Richmond and has a better goal conversion rate than matthew LLoyd, so rating Gaspar F for kicking is harsh and also wrong"

I have been consistent in my posting that he has weaknesses in his decision making and disposal. However his kicking is not an F and I highlighted the fact that he is an exceptionally straight kick (especially at goal).

Re your stats argument, clearly a small sample can distort the real picture. What I am saying is that 33 shots is a sufficient sample to see whether a bloke is a good kick at goal or not and Gaspar is a good kick at goal.

Look if its so easy to kick at 70% conversion or more (like you and I can do) go scan the AFL player tables and provide 10 examples of any player with a minimum of 20 shots that has done so. Mustn't be hard if its so easy. If you cant then please concede its not so easy to kick at that percentage in AFL footy. You may use the words "game set match to Lamby" in your reply.
 
lamb22 said:
Red, Red, Red, who are you arguing with cos it aint against what I'm saying.  First the thread is titled "blokes who can kick" not "skill level of our players"

Secondly this is the first paragraph of my first response to your post that Gaspar was an F rated kick

"If we are talking about decision making or weight of kicks at times, people are justified in being harsh in his rating.  However he is the straightest kick at Richmond and has a better goal conversion rate than matthew LLoyd, so rating Gaspar F for kicking is harsh and also wrong"

I have been consistent in my posting that he has weaknesses in his decision making and disposal.  However his kicking is not an F and I highlighted the fact that he is an exceptionally straight kick (especially at goal).

Re your stats argument, clearly a small sample can distort the real picture. What I am saying is that 33 shots is a sufficient sample to see whether a bloke is a good kick at goal or not and Gaspar is a good kick at goal.

Look if its so easy to kick at 70% conversion  or more (like you and I can do) go scan the AFL player tables and provide 10 examples of any player with a minimum of 20 shots that has done so.  Mustn't be hard if its so easy.  If you cant then please concede its not so easy to kick at that percentage in AFL footy.  You may use the words "game set match to Lamby" in your reply.

Call it STALEMATE pleeaaaase !!
 
lamb22 said:
Red, Red, Red, who are you arguing with cos it aint against what I'm saying.  First the thread is titled "blokes who can kick" not "skill level of our players"

Secondly this is the first paragraph of my first response to your post that Gaspar was an F rated kick

"If we are talking about decision making or weight of kicks at times, people are justified in being harsh in his rating.  However he is the straightest kick at Richmond and has a better goal conversion rate than matthew LLoyd, so rating Gaspar F for kicking is harsh and also wrong"

I have been consistent in my posting that he has weaknesses in his decision making and disposal.  However his kicking is not an F and I highlighted the fact that he is an exceptionally straight kick (especially at goal).

Re your stats argument, clearly a small sample can distort the real picture. What I am saying is that 33 shots is a sufficient sample to see whether a bloke is a good kick at goal or not and Gaspar is a good kick at goal.

Look if its so easy to kick at 70% conversion  or more (like you and I can do) go scan the AFL player tables and provide 10 examples of any player with a minimum of 20 shots that has done so.  Mustn't be hard if its so easy.  If you cant then please concede its not so easy to kick at that percentage in AFL footy.  You may use the words "game set match to Lamby" in your reply.

Lambda..Lambda…Lambda. Irrespective of whether you want to isolate it to his kicking or his overall skill level doesn’t worry me one iota because he’s sh*t EITHER way ! In fact its actually easier for me to just focus on his kicking as a poor subset of his overall skill level.

How on earth you can consider anyone is a good kick just because he kicks it ‘straight’ in front of goal and based on a completely irrelevant quantity of 33 shots on goal is beyond me (and most others by the looks of it) ? And even if we were to use this irrelevant comparison, what factors are you including ? What happens if Bill Smith’s 33 shots were all on the run from 50m out and Gaspar’s were all set shots from 20m out ? Again, 33 attempts is an utterly insufficient amount to be basing a comparison on and not even worth looking at unless there were hundreds of players to compare him with and you knew exactly what the criteria was as well. To suggest 33 shots over a long career without setting any criteria to it either is just downright wrong. Your lack of statistical understanding is frightening ! (Did you do any of the work on that 49 metre pool they built down at Geelong ?)

And as has been posted elsewhere, there’s more to kicking than just simply kicking for goal – especially if the shots on goal are set shots. I notice you’ve conveniently neglected to address how ‘straight’ he is when hitting a team mate and not just trying to slot it through a big gap 10m wide. All those missed targets, turnovers, out on the fulls etc. over the years must have been my imagination.

And as has also been posted, if he’s such a good kick – especially in front of goal – and is also such a good mark as you’ve also suggested, then why isn’t he playing full forward ?

And finally, when you say he has weaknesses in his disposal, isn’t kicking the major act in disposing of the ball ?

But I’ll play along with your game Lamborghini. Lets say Gaspar is actually a better kick than I’m giving him credit for. And lets also say that he’s a great kick for goal - like your advocating. To save your life with a set shot from 40m out, directly in front of goal, with a slight cross-breeze who would you …..or anyone else here on PRE for that matter…..choose to take that shot to save your life from one of either:

a) Darren Gaspar with his magnificent 70% conversion rate from 33 shots or;
b) James Hird with his meager 59% conversion rate from 500+ shots ?

You may use the words “you are right Redford. I will buy you thousands of free beers” in your reply.
 
Poor Lamby = head, Redders = wall. Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Dear Mr. Red - Me write simple now for you understand

1. Gaspar me rate C- for kicking - kick too long and too short sometime - no see players who in good places. Already said this many time.
2. Gaspar very good kick at goal - you know too because you cannot give names of only ten players with a better goal kicking ratio than Gaspar. I help - Locket 70.3%, but Milne only 69.4%.
3. Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
(a) if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
(b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)
 
lamb22 said:
Poor Lamby = head,  Redders = wall.  Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Dear Mr. Red - Me write simple now for you understand

1.   Gaspar me rate C- for kicking - kick too long and too short sometime - no see players who in good places.   Already said this many time.
2.   Gaspar very good kick at goal - you know too because you cannot give names of only ten players with a better goal kicking ratio than Gaspar.  I help  - Locket 70.3%, but Milne only 69.4%.
3.  Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
  (a)  if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
  (b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)

U spik da Grik ?

Why Mr Wallace no put Gaspar in full forward place to kick da goals den ?
 
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
Poor Lamby = head,  Redders = wall.  Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Dear Mr. Red - Me write simple now for you understand

1.   Gaspar me rate C- for kicking - kick too long and too short sometime - no see players who in good places.   Already said this many time.
2.   Gaspar very good kick at goal - you know too because you cannot give names of only ten players with a better goal kicking ratio than Gaspar.  I help  - Locket 70.3%, but Milne only 69.4%.
3.  Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
  (a)  if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
  (b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)

U spik da Grik ?

Why Mr Wallace no put Gaspar in full forward place to kick da goals den ?

Because Richo no good at full back!
 
lamb22 said:
3.  Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
  (a)  if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
  (b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)

Are you intending committing suicide any time soon ? Becuase from the above statement we are all very worried about you......
 
lamb22 said:
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
Poor Lamby = head,  Redders = wall.  Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Dear Mr. Red - Me write simple now for you understand

1.   Gaspar me rate C- for kicking - kick too long and too short sometime - no see players who in good places.   Already said this many time.
2.   Gaspar very good kick at goal - you know too because you cannot give names of only ten players with a better goal kicking ratio than Gaspar.  I help  - Locket 70.3%, but Milne only 69.4%.
3.  Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
  (a)  if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
  (b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)

U spik da Grik ?

Why Mr Wallace no put Gaspar in full forward place to kick da goals den ?

Because Richo no good at full back!

Dis tread is scheissenhausen.
 
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
Poor Lamby = head,  Redders = wall.  Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Dear Mr. Red - Me write simple now for you understand

1.   Gaspar me rate C- for kicking - kick too long and too short sometime - no see players who in good places.   Already said this many time.
2.   Gaspar very good kick at goal - you know too because you cannot give names of only ten players with a better goal kicking ratio than Gaspar.  I help  - Locket 70.3%, but Milne only 69.4%.
3.  Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
  (a)  if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
  (b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)

U spik da Grik ?

Why Mr Wallace no put Gaspar in full forward place to kick da goals den ?

Because Richo no good at full back!

Dis tread is scheissenhausen.

Is that German for "Gaspar's kicking is sh*t" ? I agree. ;D
 
Redford said:
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
TigerForce said:
lamb22 said:
Poor Lamby = head,  Redders = wall.  Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Dear Mr. Red - Me write simple now for you understand

1.   Gaspar me rate C- for kicking - kick too long and too short sometime - no see players who in good places.   Already said this many time.
2.   Gaspar very good kick at goal - you know too because you cannot give names of only ten players with a better goal kicking ratio than Gaspar.  I help  - Locket 70.3%, but Milne only 69.4%.
3.  Me take Gaspar to shoot for goal for my life because:
  (a)  if he so bad a kick must be mentally strong to kick goals 70% of time; and
  (b) if he miss not so bad because I have very bad headache now, trying to make sense of your posts Mr Red. (or is that Mister ED)

U spik da Grik ?

Why Mr Wallace no put Gaspar in full forward place to kick da goals den ?

Because Richo no good at full back!

Dis tread is scheissenhausen.

Is that German for "Gaspar's kicking is sh*t" ? I agree.  ;D

If Gaspar was our FF, I would call the Gestapo. :hihi