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  • IMPORTANT // Please look after your loved ones, yourself and be kind to others. If you are feeling that the world is too hard to handle there is always help - I implore you not to hesitate in contacting one of these wonderful organisations Lifeline and Beyond Blue ... and I'm sure reaching out to our PRE community we will find a way to help. T.

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Rosy

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Mar 27, 2003
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Q-Are some of our PRE brethren going through mid-life crises by behaving like teenage boys at the back of the shelter sheds? :hihi
 

Michael

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Nov 30, 2004
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This thread is sad, started with a bang though.


Q. Why do elephants drink?
 

Michael

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Nov 30, 2004
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One more point

Evo, some of these gags may not be all that new, however they are beautiful told
A credit to you, as typing a gag can be extremely difficult :clap
 

LeeToRainesToRoach

Tiger Legend
Jun 4, 2006
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Teacher: If I gave you two rabbits, and another two rabbits and another two, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you two rabbits, and another two rabbits and another two, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you two rabbits, and another two rabbits and another two, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: Where the hell do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I *smile* have one at home.
 

Streak

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Aug 31, 2007
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Teacher: Johnny, what did you do on the weekend.

Johnny: Well Miss, we went and got some frogs and stuck firecrackers up their dates.

Teacher (shocked): Rectum Johnny.

Johnny: Sure did Miss.
 

LeeToRainesToRoach

Tiger Legend
Jun 4, 2006
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Melbourne
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Wife: Oh.

Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Your husband did.
Wife: Oh.

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife (furious): Did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No Señora. The gardener did.

Wife: So how much do you want?