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Caro / Robbo Press Conference.

Barrett's Emotional Day

The respected journalist is tonight sifting thru the remains of his lovelife when the affair between Robbo and Caro was uncovered. I just can't believe it, Robbo gave a commitment, over almost 5 years and we were looking forward to another 5 year contract, he was mine - locked and loaded.
 
TigerForce said:
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CARO & ROBBO SEX SCANDAL

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Don't forget in all these articles the line:

"Sources close to Caro said..."

or

"Close friends of Mark spoke out...."

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haha..this is better than the drivel that came out today....u should be on the footy show with ur exclusives...put hucthy to shame ;)

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Further info has come out today following allegations by 'wannabee' News journalist, Craig Hutchinson.

In an exclusive interview, the "Hunch" said that he'd been the one who'd broken the story on the Robbo / Caro tryst.

The Hunch stated:
"Initially I went looking for Robbo last night at all his favourite haunts. First I went to the 'Art' Gallery in Lonsdale Street but, after spending several hours waiting for him to arrive, they wouldn't let me in. I took a gamble and thought I'd head down to a remote comic newspaper in Elsternwick. I parked by car around the corner, outside the Classic Theatre, then walked around to thoroughly investigate if Robbo was there. They wouldn't let me in either. But when I also heard that Caro had missing in the morning at the Age, I put two and two together and figured I had the truth."

Well there you have it ladies & gentleman, an absolute corroboration of our story.
 
Breaking News

Reporters Romp Revealed

By Scotty Smalls for sillystories.com

It was widely reported by reliable sources yesterday that two respected journalists were involved in a sordid sex romp. In this breaking news exclusive, our hidden informant, known only as “Deep Throaties” has revealed the true extent of this turgid tryst.

Whilst Australian libel laws prevent us from naming any participants, it can be revealed that a group sex session, involving many well-known journalistic figures, occurred spontaneously at a late-night secret rendezvous.

“it was horrible. It began just like any other quiet, all-night drinking session between buddies. Things got out of hand when a balding, gutter-sniffer wearing only a pair of Manolo Blahniks jumped up on the table to strut his moves. He was soon joined by several near-naked colleagues. The memory of that terrifying Lambada will haunt me for life.”

Several key figures were then observed retiring to a private room where they partied all night long. Deep throaties believes that at 8:30 am, they descended en masse upon Punt Road in a brazen attempt to convince the Richmond coach to join them. It is believed that he declined their offer, for now.

www.sillystories.com.au
 
MARK ROBINSON SCANDAL "I'm not one of youse"

By Rob Jones
Bogan Express
20 May 2009

Herald Sun reporter Mark 'Robbo' Robinson is embroiled in a new scandal after reneging on his invitation to host 'The Bogan Awards'.

The D grade celebrity had been the main draw card for the awards sponsored by Dimmeys. It is thought that Roberson had a change of heart after recently purchasing a new pair of tracksuit pants at a more up market store. It has been rumoured for some time that he has been trying to change his image.

The Bogan Express caught up with Roberson at his favourite restaurant - The Deer Park McDonalds. A barefooted Roberson, shabbily dressed in Yakka shorts and singlet, refused to comment, apart from an angry outburst of "I'm not one of youse, mate". He also upset staff by complaining that the upsize meals were not large enough.

Event organizers say the awards are in danger of being cancelled.
 
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