Redford said:Hmmm. I note this constant reference to being able to talk to your God as being very important. Well my little ones, at the Church of Redfordology we have this covered.
As a fully paid up Redfordologist you can talk to your God (i.e. Me) at any time…24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Simply call 1800 Redfordondemand and you will be prompted for your Redfordology membership number and PIN. Once that has been confirmed and accepted you will have a choice of over 73 pre-recorded teachings. Everything from how to deal with rude bottle shop assistants to teaching your partner how she can better cook your schnitzel parmiaganas. Its all there.
Of course it doesn’t end there as far as accessing your God (i.e. Me) goes. If you are seeking one on one, face to face counseling, then a limited amount of 10 minute sessions are available for the minor sum of $3,000 per session. Bear in mind however, that on account of their popularity, these need to be booked at least 12 weeks in advance and must be paid for in either cash or Crown Casino chips.
“Redford is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Redford is in the air
In every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But He’s something that I must believe in
Redford is in the air
Redford is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh”
C'mon ! Sing it with me everyone !
I want a miracle
Conjurer up a RFC win!