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Christmas Carols Tiger Style

TigersGoddess

TigersGoddess

Tiger Champion
Dec 17, 2002
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Holiday boredom is setting in so I've been messing around with the lyrics to Chrissie carlos so they suit richmond to start us off I've done a new version of white Christmas :cheekysanta

Tiges Premiership

I’m dreaming of a tiges premiership,
Just like the ones we used to know
To flog collingwood or essendon, teach them a lesson
And hear the cries of oh woe.

I’m dreaming of a tiges premiership,
Don’t care whether it’s day or night
Want to see us put up a fight
And make all opposition quake with fright.

I’m dreaming of a tiges premiership,
Just like the ones we used to know
To flog collingwood or essendon, teach them a lesson
And hear the cries of oh woe.

I’m dreaming of a tiges premiership,
Don’t care whether it’s day or night
Want to see us put up a fight
And make all opposition quake with fright, all opposition quake with fright.


More on the way.
 
Jingle bells, jingle bells, fling your membership cards away.
Duncan Kellaway is a dud.
Danny Frawley will hit the ground with a thud.
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to bag your club away.
Jingle all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, fling your membership cards away.
Oh what fun it is, to turn on your club in May.
Oh what fun it is to fling your membership card away.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, turn on your own ferals.
Oh what fun it is to get blind on match day.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, bingles all the way.
Oh what fun it is to *smile* your life away!
 
You know Gaspar and Dragga,
and Krakouer and Coughlan,
Campbell and Chaffey,
and Rodan and Ottens,
But do you recall
The most famous tiger of all?

Richo the goal kicking tiger
Had an unusual style,
And if you ever saw it,
You couldn’t even say it flows.
All of the other tigers
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Richo
Mark the ball with any ease.

Then one game day early dawn,
Danny came to say:
"Richo with your unusual style,
Won't you kick a ton tonight?"
Then how the tigers loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Richo the goal kicking tiger,
You'll go down in history."
 
New Theme Song


Oh we're from Liquorland,
We're pissed as parrots,
We're from Liquorland,
You cannot miss us,
When we go out on the town,
Drinking shooters at the Crown,
Oh never mind, we'll take our wine,
To Campo's pub instead,

Oh we're from Liquorland,
We wont stop drinking,
Till the final beer is sculled,
We'll take the field when we're drunk,
Our breath smells worse then a skunk,
Oh we're from Liquor.... BUNDY AND COKE
Oh we're from Liquorland.
 
A Tiga Christmas Carol --- Twelve Days of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas
----------------------------------------------------
On the first day of Christmas,
The Tigers said to me:
They think we will make the top 3

On the second day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me
Two new young guns.

On the third day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Three established stars...etc.

On the forth day of Christmas,
The Tigers said to me:
Four staff are sacked...etc.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Five memos leaked...etc.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Six forwards firing...etc.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Seven duds a leaving...etc.

On the eight day of Christmas,
The Tigers said to me:
Eight players re-signing...etc.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Nine clichés clanging...etc.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Ten assistants coaching...etc.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
'Leven ferals fighting...etc.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
The Tigers gave to me:
Twelve scouts a searching etc.

Lyrics by Tiga.
 
Hark! The Tiger faithful sing
Glory to their beloved team
September at the G, the crowd go wild
Team and supporters reconciled.
Joyful, Tiger army, rise
Sing your theme song to the skies
With loud voices let us proclaim
That Richmond rules the league again
Hark! The Tiger faithful sing
To the premiership at Tigerland
 
Away in the goal square, Richos shaking his head
The fools in the midfield are ignoring his lead
Bright lights on the towers shine down on the play,
And highlight the pass straight to D Kellaway

The supporters are yelling, they nervously shake
But Duncan is confident, no crying he makes
We love you dear Duncan, but your kickings not good
Please kick it to Richo, as you know you should

Have faith says our Duncan, cross your fingers and pray
Like you all do for Richo when the ball heads his way
Bless the goal umpire who signals the score
Good onya Duncan, May you kick plenty more
 
Let it Snow ( revised )

The bagging of the club is frightful
But spirit of the forum so delightful
Since the team need time to grow,
Let it go let it go, let it go.

Well, it doesn’t show signs of stopping
Many heads are nominated for lopping
And the bagging posts continue to flow
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

When we finally win the fight
Never again will we lose our form
Hold onto your hopes so tight,
An new Era is about to be born.

The negativity is slowly dying
But my dear we’re still reply-ing,
And as long as you love Tigers so,
Let it go , let it go , let it go
 
ROFLMFAO, Here's a couple more:


The first Joel (The First Noel)

The first Joel, the angel did say,
was to give poor disposal on the footy field all day:
in fear of the play, he crumbles in a heap,
succumbing to opponents without so much as a peep.
Joel, Joel,
Joel, Joel,
born is the Queen of females.



Danny Frawley’s coming to town (Santa Claus is coming to town)

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not get hopeful,
I'm telling you why,
Danny Frawley’s coming to town.

He's making a team list
he’s checking it once;
Gonna select all the biggest duds,
Danny Frawley’s coming to town

He coaches better when he’s sleeping
He’s unconscious when he’s awake
He wouldn’t have a clue if a player’s bad or good
So be gone for goodness sake!

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not get hopeful,
I'm telling you why,
Danny Frawley’s coming to town.




Deck the Club (Deck the Halls)

Deck the club with bouts of folly
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to miss out on Solly,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our Tiger apparel,
Fa la la la la la la la la
JohnF’s spoiling these Christmas carols,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sing we joyous all together,
Fa la la la la la la la la
We are at the end of our tether,
Fa la la la la la la la la
 
Lmao John F about Danny's coming to town.

Its so true, it should replace the clubs song immediately!
 
(Frosty the snow man)

Danny the coach now was a jolly happy soul
With greying hair and a button nose and premiership as a goal
Danny's final is a fairy tale they say
He asked to show to the tiger fans know how it could come to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old tiger cap they found
For when they placed it on his head he began to change the field around



Danny the coach was alive as he could be
And the tiger fans say he could coach and play just the same as you and me

Danny the coach knew Richo was hot that day
So he said "Just run and we'll win now before I go away "

Down to the MCG with a banner in his hand
Richo running here and there all around the square saying "Pass to me if you can"

Richo led them down the corridor right to the umpire tall
and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler "Ball!"

For Danny the coach had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying "Don't you cry I'll be back to coach some day"
 
("and so this is Xmas")


So this is Richmond
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Richmond
the season just won
The tigers can hear us
The old and the young

A very merry Punt Road
in a premiership year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any tears

And so this is Richmond
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The season so slack
so good luck for next year
to the yellow and black
Let's stop all the fighting
and give the support back

A very merry Punt Road
in a premiership year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any tears

And so this is Richmond
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so lets win the finals
and have lots of fun
The tigers can hear us
The old and the young

A very merry Punt Road
in a premiership year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any tears
 
( White Xmas)


I'm dreaming of a Tigers Premiership
Just like the ones we used to know
Where the light towers glisten
and supporters listen
To hear the sirens stop the show

I'm dreaming of a Tigers Premiership
With every umpiring mistake I sight
May your plays be plentiful and tight
And may your Premierships be day or night

I'm dreaming of a Tigers Premiership
With every umpiring mistake I sight
May your plays be plentiful and tight
And may your Premierships be day or night
 
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