Christmas Carols Tiger Style

[PuntRoadRoar]

this is something i did back in july, still think its appropriate ;D

this one's for you D.Fraudley:

(to the tune of "a very merry christmas", the war is over)

So this is Richmond
And what have we done
Another year over
And our drought isn’t done.

And so this is Richmond
We all feel so glum
Thanks to the hacks and the slack one’s
The old and the young.

A very crappy Richmond,
Another crap year.
And we all hope for a good coach,
So again we can cheer!

And so this is Richmond,
We were once so strong.
For our pride was our club,
But now our club is so wrong.

And so this is Richmond
For the Yellow and Black.
Our coach Danny is just a big hack.
So Let’s all hope,
We give him the sack.

Then it will be a very merry Richmond,
And a happy new year.
Our supporters will be cheering,
And sinking some beers.

A very merry Richmond,
And a happy new year.
Let's hope it's a good one,
Without any tears.

And, so this will be Richmond,
And what have we done.
With Another year over,
But now with no more hopeless “bums”.

And, so Happy, Happy Richmond,
We hope you’ll have fun.
The near and the dear ones,
The old and the young.

The Bore is over
The Bore is over
The Bore is over
The Bore is over

A very merry Richmond
And a happy new year
Let's hope its a good one
without any tears

A very merry Richmond
And a happy new year
Let's hope its a good one
without any tears

 

[cogs_is_sexy24]

LMAO keep them coming, they're awesome. ;D

 

[Rosy]

:christmastree​

Come they told him, pa rum pum pum pum
A premiership to win, pa rum pum pum pum
Your finest gifts you bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To help our football team, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
When you run.

Onya Richo, pa rum pum pum pum
You kick lots of goals too, pa rum pum pum pum
When you do your thing, pa rum pum pum pum
Our theme song we sing, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Glad you play for us, pa rum pum pum pum,
Our favourite son.

 

[Rosy]

I wish you a Richmond premiership
I wish you a Richmond premiership
I wish you a Richmond premiership
and I hope it’s next year
Best wishes I bring
to you and our team
good tidings for a premiership
and I hope it’s next year
I wish you a Richmond premiership
I wish you a Richmond premiership
I wish you a Richmond premiership
and I hope it’s next year
and have yourself a happy grand final,
have yourself a merry little premiership night

 

[skiptomystu]

Jingle Bells, Tiger Style

Dashing through the packs
Football in one hand
On the MCG
Lids you are the man
Then on the flank is Bling
Running in full flight
Scoops it up and snaps a goal
The Tigers win tonight

Oh, Tigerland, Tigerland
Tigers all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see
The youngsters earn their pay
Oh,Tigerland, Tigerland
Tigers all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see
The youngsters earn their pay

Merry Christmas!

 

[Rosy]

Good stuff stu. I love this thread. :clap

 

[tigeronaharley]

Well done to all. :clap ;D
'Go Tiges ' :emblem :thumbsup

 

[TigersGoddess]

Joy to the world, the time has come;
The tiges will unleash Bling;
Don’t give him a head start gets the ball and goes vroom,
and fans and supporters sing,
and fans and supporters sing,
and fans, and fans and supporters sing.

Joy to the world, Brett Deledio reigns;
He is our golden boy;
To the MCG in floods,
erase the years of pain
Our opponents he’ll destroy,
Our opponents he’ll destroy,
Our opponents, our opponents he’ll destroy.

Joy to the world, no longer feel numb;
Terry Wallace has become our king
If our enemies are smart, prepare to meet their doom,
and fans and supporters sing,
and fans and supporters sing,
and fans, and fans and supporters sing.
;D

P.S. What's going on with the edit under my last post and a few others « Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 10:00:00 am by 1048741200 » 1970! I wasn't even around in 1970 never mind PRE :hihi

 

[Rosy]

I want a Richmond premiership for Christmas
Only a Tiger premiership will do
I don't want a spoon, no bonus draft picks as a ploy
I want a Richmond premiership to celebrate and enjoy

I want a Richmond premiership for Christmas
I don't think Bummers and Blooze would mind, do you?
They can whinge and moan and cheat
But they’ll shudder when we meet
Cos flogging them’s the least that we can do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see Johnno and the Cup standing there

I want a Richmond premiership for Christmas
Only a Tiger premiership cup will do
No 9th placings, no excuses
I only likes Premiership cupses
And Premiership cupses like me, too

Any more offerings for 2006?

 

[craig]

Along in a pipedream the ferals are lead

By Tw and Miller whove brainwashed their heads

The fans they're a waiting

To watch the tiges on a September day

But little do they realise

There is still some time to wait.


The Darksides bemoaning

Re- signing of duds

But Wallace is mistaken

Thinking these guys can play

I love thee my tigers

And pray for the day that the club it is sans duds

Pettifer, Hall, Hyde and Tivendaaaale



(couldnt help me self )

Just a bit of fun and banter.



:chrissietree :coolsanta :coolsanta


Merry X Mas all.

Craigybabes

 

[Rosy]

I love this thread. Time we had some updates though. New players, new staff, new coaches, new hope.

Anyone got any Tiger Carols to add? I'll try think of something while I potter around today and post later on.

 

[johnson2richo2003]

HARDWICK IS COMING TO TOWN

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Damien Hardwick is coming to town

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's Tiger Tough or just nice
Damien Hardwick is coming to town

He sees you when you're slacking
He knows when you're a fake
He knows if you've Good or Bad
So if your Mcmahon or king you better be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Damien Hardwick is coming to town
Damien Hardwick is coming to town

 

[skiptomystu]

Haha nice one skipper ;D

 

[TigerForce]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, fling your membership cards away.
Duncan Kellaway is a dud.
Danny Frawley will hit the ground with a thud.
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to bag your club away.
Jingle all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, fling your membership cards away.
Oh what fun it is, to turn on your club in May.
Oh what fun it is to fling your membership card away.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, turn on your own ferals.
Oh what fun it is to get blind on match day.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, bingles all the way.
Oh what fun it is to p!ss your life away!

Geez......Dribbler couldn't even write a song. :hihi

Maybe gangsta rap is his forte.