For those with at least a semblance of humour:-
Michael Tuck to skinny.not upto VFL class.introvert.will never suvive
Kev Bartlett selfish.shirks contest.to skinny.injury prone
Diesel Williams to slow.fat.lazy. cant kick.DUD
Gary Ablett goes walkabout.unreliable.attitude problem.tosmall to play key position.DUD
Michael Tuck to skinny.not upto VFL class.introvert.will never suvive
Kev Bartlett selfish.shirks contest.to skinny.injury prone
Diesel Williams to slow.fat.lazy. cant kick.DUD
Gary Ablett goes walkabout.unreliable.attitude problem.tosmall to play key position.DUD