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Collingwood Jokes [Merged]

TigerForce

Tiger Legend
Apr 26, 2004
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Re: Collingwood Supporters

Phantom said:
How do you inflict 12 months of acute pain on a Pies supporter?
Buy them a membership for Christmas!

Is it tax deductible?
 

Rfc4Ever

Tiger Legend
Oct 5, 2007
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2 x Grand final losses, a draw, and another Grand Final loss next week for Collingwood would be a joke too, all in the space of 8 years...

The Colliwobbles never left.
 

Big Country

Tiger Matchwinner
Apr 1, 2011
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Why can't the police solve murders in Collingwood?

Becasuse the DNA is all the same and there are no dental records.
 

Ian4

BIN MAN!
May 6, 2004
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Has anyone liked the 'I bet I can find 1,000,000 people who hate Collingwood' Facebook page? Some good stuff on that
 

OldTiger67

Tiger Rookie
Jun 6, 2016
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Important information for all Collingwood supporters going to the game next sat; dole payments will be available as cash advances outside gates 4,7 and 8. A temporary parole office will be set up near gate 3. An amnesty will be available for stolen vehicles that can be left in the carpark after the game. A fight will be made available outside the Royal at 7pm. Free trains will be available from Richmond station assuming you wont have paid for a ticket anyway...
 

TigerForce

Tiger Legend
Apr 26, 2004
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Massive Scumwood joke:

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Bernie

Tiger Superstar
Aug 19, 2008
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Tura Beach
Apparently, Carlton and United (CUB) have just released a new beer post the GF.

It’s called Collingwood Bitter! It has a salty taste for those who have dental deficiencies but will be enjoyed by most other AFL supporters.