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IMPORTANT // Please look after your loved ones, yourself and be kind to others. If you are feeling that the world is too hard to handle there is always help - I implore you not to hesitate in contacting one of these wonderful organisations Lifeline and Beyond Blue ... and I'm sure reaching out to our PRE community we will find a way to help. T.
PUNT ROAD END | Richmond Tigers Forum
If one thing has ever been more obvious than the most obvious of obviousy things, especially to Richmond supporters, it's that your average AFL footballer is somewhat brittle.
So, how to combat this tendency for our running-jumping-marking-punting heroes to break? I present to you the Tantie Team of the Future!
B: Dalek MechaGodzilla Robocop
HB: Gort Darth Vader Robot
C: Kryten Terminator T-800 Johnny 5
HF: Ash Cylon Bishop
F: Marvin the Paranoid Android The Iron Giant Data
R: Optimus Prime Cyberman Hymie
I: Robbie the Robot, C3P0, Box, Conky 2000, Twiki, Rodney Copperbottom
Just think! No more softcock meatbags running around in Tiger uniforms, no sirree Bob, it's time to get TOUGHER, it's time to get MEANER, it's time to get METAL*!
No more disobeying the coach's instructions - you just program them in! And if a bit falls off in the heat of the battle - or even melts for that matter - you just bolt it back on and it's back into the fray!
It's the solution to all our injury problems - so, come next draft period remember the catchcry, "Only metal has the mettle" and insist that all our future recruits have circuitry.
Ms Tantie.
xox
(*OK, so there's some skin in that line-up, but it's either shielding a robotic interior or the big wheezy black dude who nobody in their right mind (or even anybody dallying around their left mind) would mess with.)
So, how to combat this tendency for our running-jumping-marking-punting heroes to break? I present to you the Tantie Team of the Future!
B: Dalek MechaGodzilla Robocop
HB: Gort Darth Vader Robot
C: Kryten Terminator T-800 Johnny 5
HF: Ash Cylon Bishop
F: Marvin the Paranoid Android The Iron Giant Data
R: Optimus Prime Cyberman Hymie
I: Robbie the Robot, C3P0, Box, Conky 2000, Twiki, Rodney Copperbottom
Just think! No more softcock meatbags running around in Tiger uniforms, no sirree Bob, it's time to get TOUGHER, it's time to get MEANER, it's time to get METAL*!
No more disobeying the coach's instructions - you just program them in! And if a bit falls off in the heat of the battle - or even melts for that matter - you just bolt it back on and it's back into the fray!
It's the solution to all our injury problems - so, come next draft period remember the catchcry, "Only metal has the mettle" and insist that all our future recruits have circuitry.
Ms Tantie.
xox
(*OK, so there's some skin in that line-up, but it's either shielding a robotic interior or the big wheezy black dude who nobody in their right mind (or even anybody dallying around their left mind) would mess with.)