Baloo said:
Nothing in it. It’s not like he’s got a lollie in his mouth or anything that bad.
Are you kidding? Have you read Smith's admissions?
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"I had discussions with the match officials, I've been charged with attempting to change the condition of the ball," Bancroft said after play in Cape Town. "We had a discussion during the break and I saw an opportunity to use some tape, get some granules from the rough patches on the wickets and change the condition, it didn't work, the umpires didn't change the ball. I was cited on the screen and that resulted in me shoving it down my trousers."
A contrite Smith admitted to Australia's leadership group knowing about it. "The leadership group knew about it. We spoke about it at lunch," he said. "I am not proud of what's happened. It's not within the spirit of the game. My integrity, the team's integrity and the leadership group's integrity has come into question. It wont happen again.
"It was the leadership group's idea. Poor choice and we deeply regret our actions. The coaches weren't involved. It was purely the leadership group who came up with this. This is the first time it has happened under my leadership. We saw this game as such as an important game. We've seen the ball reversing through this series and this ball didn't seem like it was going to go. It's such poor actions. Deeply regrettable and wont happen again. I can promise you. I can promise you this is the first time it has happened.
"I am embarrassed. I know the boys in the shed are embarrassed as well. Being the leader I am incredibly sorry. If we weren't caught, I would still regret it.
"I wont consider stepping down [from captaincy]. I still think I am the right person for the job. Today was a big mistake on my part and on the leadership group as well. I have to take control of the ship. This is something I am not proud of. It's something I hope I can learn from and come back from. I am embarrassed. It is a big error in judgement."
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This is an admission of cheating. Plain and simple. Not walking when you've nicked it is not cheating IMO. THIS is cheating.
Surely this will be the biggest blow-up in Australian cricket since ... Packer?
If it were up to me, Smith would be stripped of the captaincy and both he and Bancroft banned from Test cricket for at least a year, and I would like to think that CA would have the balls to do this and not rely on the ICC.
Quite part from any of the dishonesty aspects of this, how STUPID are they to think they wouldn't get caught? There are more cameras pointed at a Test match than in Hollywood.
The only bright side? At least they've come clean and not tried to deny it.