rosy23 said:
I can't think of any other reason we never seem to have any crumbers there ready for when the ball goes to the ground.
It's because our front and centre crumbers haven't got the speed to match it with the big fella on one of his fast 60 metre leads, oops, wrong way, lead 70 metres in the other direction, oops, wrong again, run 50 metres sideways and I'll have to mark it because the crumbers have called for the water boy 5 minutes ago.
But he may have smelly feet. Even the ball shies away from them :rofl