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Don't argue

Dusty 18

Cotchy 9
Vlastuin 5
Graham 4
Conca 3
Butler 3
Kamdyn 2
Astbury 1
Shed 1
Caddy 1

Tally from round 13 thanks to Coburg: Cotchy 3, Dusty 2, Butler, Vlastuin, Graham 1. Jackie G leapfrogged Reece this week
 
Coburgtiger said:
Match: Geelong v Richmond:
Don't argues: Cotchy 3 Martin 2 Butler 1 Vlossy 1 Graham 1
Shoves: Martin 2 Butler 1 Conca 1
Missed Frees to Jack: 7
Tap ons to advantage: Jack 5 Brando 1 Edwards 1 Caddy 1 Martin 1 Grigg 1 Castagna 1 Rioli 1
Overhead handball: Jack 1 Caddy 1 Edwards 1 Butler 1
Hack kick off ground: Martin 4 Conca 4 Jack 2 Caddy 2 Rance 1 Lambert 1 Cotchin 1 Butler 1
Selwood charity free kicks: 2
Ablett charity free kicks: 1
Successful Shimmies: Edwards 3
Missed free kicks to Rance: 3
Header: Jack 1
Rioliiii!: Castagna 1 Rioli 1

Cotchy wins the don't argue count, both in quantity and quality.

Interesting how Martin even features prominently in the unconventional stats. Superstar.
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that is elite statistics.

CoburgData, I think theres a real niche for an unconventional set of stats

7missed frees to jack *smile* me. Did he really header one?

Kmac's reduced shove count has him on thin ice too.

what constitutes a 'rioliiii!' CT?
 
There was at least one Rioli hack off the ground in the 4th Q that lead to his tackle and goal. ;D

(I may not have a clear understanding of your stats definitions - But I definitely approve of them over and above the "normal" stats we get fed.)

:clap
 
I reckon if you were an unemployed footy and tech nut who was a bit off beat, you could start recording these unconventional stats and more and make good money, then you'd be swallowed by one of the big stats companies and for a big collect.

The AFL would hate the ump ones, non-decisions and the like, holds by hack taggers on champs missed, missed free, evened up frees in the last Q etc
 
easy said:
that is elite statistics.

CoburgData, I think theres a real niche for an unconventional set of stats

7missed frees to jack *smile* me. Did he really header one?

Kmac's reduced shove count has him on thin ice too.

what constitutes a 'rioliiii!' CT?
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A Rioliii! is just sort of an intangible exciting fast paced awesomeness. We probably have three to four players on board our list who are Elite Rioliii players.

I gave one to Castagna for running on to the Edwards long ball for the goal, and one to Rioli for running and tapping the ball up the wing for the goal. Jack did indeed get a header (probably a falcon, but I reckon he meant it) from a long ball in in the last quarter.

I was actually surprised by how little Kmac featured. He's on notice. Needs way more Shoves, tap ons, Hack kicks and DA's definitely.

Of the 7 Frees missed to Jack, Coburg Data classifies 4 as beer spittingly blatant, and 3 as 50/50s.

I'm happy to collate unconventional stats in our wins. I can never stomach rewatching our losses.
 
JimJessTorp said:
There was at least one Rioli hack off the ground in the 4th Q that lead to his tackle and goal. ;D

(I may not have a clear understanding of your stats definitions - But I definitely approve of them over and above the "normal" stats we get fed.)

:clap
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Yep, should have listed that one. Got too excited watching it again, and forgot what I was doing.
 
Great stats Coburg. From the Geelong game, can we have a stat for the amount of times Ablett and co sooked to the umpires when low and behold, Richmond actually got a free kick and not them?
 
Larrikin said:
Great stats Coburg. From the Geelong game, can we have a stat for the amount of times Ablett and co sooked to the umpires when low and behold, Richmond actually got a free kick and not them?
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Excel doesn't have enough cells so can't be quantified unfortunately.
 
Larrikin said:
Great stats Coburg. From the Geelong game, can we have a stat for the amount of times Ablett and co sooked to the umpires when low and behold, Richmond actually got a free kick and not them?
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stat might be called 'coddled star entitlement displays', CSEDs
 
Coburgtiger said:
Of the 7 Frees missed to Jack, Coburg Data classifies 4 as beer spittingly blatant, and 3 as 50/50s.
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Beer spittingly blatant frees not paid in the fwd line, thats good! BSBFNPFLs
 
Coburgtiger said:
I'm happy to collate unconventional stats in our wins. I can never stomach rewatching our losses.
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I'd love to read CoburgData after wins.

Im the same with losses. agonise for an hour or two, and then get back into the middle of the river.

Dont argue is a great spot for CoburgData to nestle.

Snake might even rebadge it?
 
easy said:
I'd love to read CoburgData after wins.

Im the same with losses. agonise for an hour or two, and then get back into the middle of the river.

Dont argue is a great spot for CoburgData to nestle.

Snake might even rebadge it?
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Nah, it's first and foremost a DA thread. The accessory stats may change, DA's will always be top of the list.

Has anyone seen the kids in the park play footy nowadays?

I was on yard duty the other day supervising a bunch of year sevens playing footy. Not a single jesaulenko hangar!

But I lost count of the cries of 'Dusty!' and the big don't argue to the chest.

Won't be long til it's top of Champion Data's list too.
 
Great reading Coburg.

My son is always trying the 'don't argue ' with me and now he attempts it on the footy field. Might have to keep a stat on that!

Will not be long ( maybe next year ), the dont argues are a stat as Easy noted with champion data.

Keep them coming.
 
I reckon if CSEDs were recorded, Wayne Carey would hold the record, and it would never be beaten.
 
Larrikin said:
Great stats Coburg. From the Geelong game, can we have a stat for the amount of times Ablett and co sooked to the umpires when low and behold, Richmond actually got a free kick and not them?
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That overgrown snot Hawkins would easily lead this stat, closely followed by Scott up in the coaches box. I'm bloody certain that Scott has the arms out, beg the maggot as part of the Moggies weekly training drill n then conducts them from the coaches box on match day. It's *smile* pathetic.
 
Coburgtiger said:
Nah, it's first and foremost a DA thread. The accessory stats may change, DA's will always be top of the list.

Has anyone seen the kids in the park play footy nowadays?

I was on yard duty the other day supervising a bunch of year sevens playing footy. Not a single jesaulenko hangar!

But I lost count of the cries of 'Dusty!' and the big don't argue to the chest.

Won't be long til it's top of Champion Data's list too.
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my boy is working on his 'sheds handballs'

going pretty good too
 
Fantastic work Coburg. Your stats encapsulate why we are so good. No other team would even register on this scale.
 
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Dusty 19

Cotchy 9
Vlastuin 5
Graham 4
Conca 3
Butler 3
Kamdyn 2
Caddy 2
Astbury 1
Shed 1
Moore 1

Tally from round 16 v adelaide, (missed a couple, and will try and catch up 8-) Dusty 1, Caddy 1, Moore 1
 
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