Barbarian!Im a card carrying chardonnay socialist who hates chardonnay, unless its a real deep straw colour and lingers with lucerne and cantaloupe
(The Chardonnay bit - Not the socialist bit - And hating it is fine - Liking it at all - despite tasting like lucerne hay and cantaloup - is what makes you a barbarian)
Hmmmm - I might be mixing up barbarian and barber...
Which one cuts your lunch? I mean hair?