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Dustin Martin

zippadeee

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Dusty in the big V.
Apparently we could have up to 5 players playing in this game.
As much as im proud of all them all getting selected, but im a bit worried too.
 

DavidSSS

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One does worry about injuries in such a game which I figure is why these will not be regular events but one-offs for good causes or the like. I suppose it will be about a month before the season so at least some time to recuperate.

If they ever bring back state footy it would need to be after the season I reckon, that way there is summer to get over injuries.

DS
 

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Just listening to Gerard Whateley .... reckons Dusty is the No1 player in the game and for the bushfire game to be a success it needed him to commit... even suggested Dusty should be captain!

*Dangerfield currently on floor in foetal position
 
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Just listening to Gerard Whateley .... reckons Dusty is the No1 player in the game and for the bushfire game to be a success it needed him to commit... even suggested Dusty should be captain!

*Dangerfield currently on floor in foetal position

This will be a gift to all AFL fans barracking for Victoria. This will be a small taste of what its like to be a Richmond supporter.
Watching oppo supporters yelling D...U...S...T..EEEEEEE......... D...U...S...T..EEEEEE.... will be worth the experience alone...
 
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zippadeee

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Just listening to Gerard Whateley .

*Dangerfield currently on floor in foetal position

He has been in that position since the 15 minute mark of the 3rd qtr of the preliminary final.
There is no more questioning who is the best in this comp.
Martin is the best player in this competition by the length of the Flemington straight
The rest are ball slappers
 
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Nico

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He has been in that position since the 15 minute mark of the 3rd qtr of the preliminary final.
There is no more questioning who is the best in this comp.
Martin is the best player in this competition by the length of the Flemington straight
The rest are ball slappers
But Dwayne reckons Danger then daylight, followed by Buddy and Fyfe........
 
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Streak

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Apparently West Coast consider their premiership push more important than helping out people in need.

Kelly fit but not allowed to play in this game.
 
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zippadeee

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Apparently West Coast consider their premiership push more important than helping out people in need.

Kelly fit but not allowed to play in this game.

They don't care about the charity game.
There focus is beating us.
 

Althom

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Apparently West Coast consider their premiership push more important than helping out people in need.

Kelly fit but not allowed to play in this game.
A couple of weeks ago Natanui was saying he's had the perfect pre season and he's ready to go. Now he's not available for the All Stars game.
Typical West Coast.
 
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Meanwhile at the Kardinia shoebox, Rodney barges into Satly's office...

Rodney: Mr Scott, Mr Scott, they're saying Dustin is a better player than meeeeee! *tearing up* And he should be captain!!! *sniffs and wipes his nose with his shirt sleeve*
Salty: Who gave you a key to my office, Flopsy?
Rodney: Flopsy? Wha? Ummmm. But I want to be captain!
Salty: Listen Flopsy, you aren't half the player or leader Dustin Martin is. You cost us the Premiership last year when you took the prelim's second-half off and hardly touched the ball.
Rodney: But... Dusty pushed me in the chest and called me a diving, flopping, self-centered, egotistical ignoramus!
Salty: Shut up while I'm talking. And you did nothing to keep Kelly a Cat. Nothing! You were too busy trying to get yourself in front of the cameras to bother.
Rodney: But, But. I don't even know what "ignoramus" means.
Salty: For *smile* sake! It means Dusty is a rocket scientist and you aren't fit to stud his boots.
Rodney: Boots? Wha???
Salty: Listen Rodney. I'm going to say this once. And only once. So listen carefully.
Rodney: Yes, Mr Scott?
Salty: Give me back my office door key, and *smile* off out of my office!
Rodney: But... The Victorian team captaincy!
Salty: Now!!!
Rodney: Yes Mr Scott.
Salty: And *smile* stay out!
*door closes*
Salty: *Presses the Intercom* Sherylene?
Intercom: garblewarbleflaart?
Salty: Make sure someone takes the Flopper home will you, don't want him getting locked in the ladies toilets again after he forgets how to leave the building.
Intercom: snorgleborglewart!
Salty: Oh and get someone top refresh my ping-pong ball supply. I've nearly run out!
 
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