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Funnies on our most hated oppositions

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The tiges at the G - there's no better place to be
Sep 10, 2003
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Thought I'd start a thread off with a little bit of tounge in cheek and humour.  Nothing like having a little fun with the opposition!  I thought we could post a joke or funny story about our most hated opposition.  Mine is on Collingwood, saw this on the web and had a good laugh at it.

A Family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Richmond footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Tiger supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfields and says, "Go talk to Mum.

Off goes the little lad with the Richmond footy jumper in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Tiger supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Richmond supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for further good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (Reservoir). The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes knackers I have." "Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Richmond supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood bastards."  :cutelaugh

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This isn't about any particular club, but Bill Bryson tells a very funny footy story in one of his travel books.
A bloke manages to get a ticket to the Grand Final and when he gets to the game, he is astounded to find that the seat next to him is empty. Given the incredibly high demand for Grand Final tickets, he just can't believe a ticket would go unused, so he says to the bloke on the other side of the empty seat:
"Do you have any idea why this ticket between us wasn't used?"
Answer "Yep. That was mine. At the time we bought the tickets it was to be for my wife, but she has since passed away."
"Oh, I am terribly sorry. Please accept my condolences".
An uneasy silence passes and after a few minutes, the first bloke says ...
"Didn't you have anyone else who could have used the ticket, one of your kids for example?".
Answer "Yeah, I suppose so, but they're both at the funeral."