Gamble responsibly or not at all - but we'll advertise it everywhere at every goal, quarter time, break in play, lead up to game time and pre-game post-game commentary till you *smile* TAB tickets out with last night's (Sportsbet endorsed) chicken curry, and your kids will start holding illegal books in the playground at primary school on how many bounces a certain ruckman will make in next week's game.
Jobs for the boys. And we'll cover up your AFL HQ misogyny. Unless you are a French au pair, then you get a job on my family's country estate, no questions asked and no need for Border Farce to get involved.