Help Required - Witty Replies Needed

[B1 and B2]

Hi all,
The Bananas are struggling with opposition supporters giving us grief after Sunday.

We need help from PREnders with some witty replies, particularly we have some idiotic
Bulldogs, Carlton, Essendon supporters giving it to us.

Obviously we have given them the big F word but would prefer to be a bit witty.

Help the Banana's please.

B1 & B2

 

[Odduna]

How about "Just you wait til 2011, we'll wipe the smiles off your faces!" ;D

Just cop it on the chin.

And just remember:

Bulldogs: live on handouts from AFL.
So once Kangas move to Gold Coast, Bulldogs will be force to move to Syndeys Western suburbs.

Carlton: they are not out of the woods yet, plenty of times for them to fall flat on their face.
And besides, would you like to be associated with John Elliott in anyway? i wouldn't!
Oh, they have a real good footballer in the Fev. He's such a good role model.
Let me just stop and yell at the umps whilst the ball s still in play crying for a free kick.

The Dons: There's a reason why they call it Windy Hill.......

 

[Bunnerz]

the games gone soft anyway

 

[Tigers of Old]

We're going to get the no1 draft pick and Chris Judd!

 

[Odduna]

Hey Bananas,

Maybe you should contact Adam Selwood for help.
I hear that he is a real wordsmith, just ask Des Headland. ;D

 

[ToraToraTora]

" Awwwww Get Stuffed Will Ya!!!" Best I could do. :-\

 

[B1 and B2]

" Awwwww Get Stuffed Will Ya!!!" Best I could do. :-\

That's it B1 tell them to Get Stuffed!!!
Tell them this our home. Like the Castle.

B2

 

[LeeToRainesToRoach]

Just cop it on the chin.

Exactly, there are no comebacks this week.

But if you're feeling game you could maybe remind Blues supporters that no so long ago, they almost became the Cockatoos, which would have been apt because their players and supporters are used to taking a c--- or two.

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~nickname/afl.html#blues

 

[cagedtiger]

A Bombers mate of mine and I will be going to the Richmond v Essendon game in a couple of weeks and we always have a bet on the outcome. He sms'd me on Monday 10am and it read

"Umm!? Richmond? I will give you a 6 goal buffer..Your quite a loser"

I replied

"You took your time. Is that 6 per quarter or for the whole game?"

He replied

"Game! Bomber's are just as bad..."

 

[feisty tige]

F word being "First" draft pick I hope... ;D

We may upset a few teams wanting to play finals near the end of the year... just look out if you want to finish in the 8, we may just make you miss the finals!

How about 9th Doggies?

 

[blaisee]

We're going to get the no1 draft pick and Chris Judd!

just on this,

you do realise there is a very real possibility that even if we go 0 - 22 we may not get the NO 1 draft pick if carlton win 4.5 games or less.

Then you watch the ferals go absolutely nuts!

 

[feisty tige]

Go Blues!

 

[BBC80]

Bulldogs - At least we have 10 premierships to your one (same to Saints)

 

[BrisTiger24]

just on this,

you do realise there is a very real possibility that even if we go 0 - 22 we may not get the NO 1 draft pick if carlton win 4.5 games or less.

Then you watch the ferals go absolutely nuts!

That is an absolutely ludicrous scenario.

 

[blaisee]

That is an absolutely ludicrous scenario.

with stevens out it is very very possible.

Watch for fevola to be put on ice from round 12
watch for kouter to be retired about the same time
watch for murph and waite to go in for ops so they can hit the ground running next year

You watch, Pratt is not a moron

 

[BrisTiger24]

with stevens out it is very very possible.

Watch for fevola to be put on ice from round 12
watch for kouter to be retired about the same time
watch for murph and waite to go in for ops so they can hit the ground running next year

You watch, Pratt is not a moron

If we're really 0-22 and we don't get the number 1 draft pick:

Watch for a tonne of horse sh!t to be dumped on Andy Pandy's desk come October.