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How Collingwood Picked Their Captain

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Richo & The Twins
Mar 6, 2007
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Eddie: "Now stand up everyone. Sit down all those that have a past criminal record?"

35 sit down,
Eddie: "Okay, Let's start again, silly question"

Eddie: "Now, who has a licence?"
20 sit down, 15 still standing.

Eddie: "Alright then who knows what a dentist is?"
10 sit down, 5 still standing

Eddie: "who likes Joffa?"
5 still standing

Eddie: "who doesn't have a family member in the cheersquad?"
Ok Nick congratulations.

Do other PREnders think Eddie asked tough enough questions??
What questions were missed?

Thanks Bananas
 
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That sounds about right. Can't make the questions too hard.

Congratulations to the new maggot captain. Hope you learn to read soon. :hihi
 
More like "who can ever fog up this mirrior when they breathe on it wins"
 
Have you ever seen 5 people that would fit as easily into the Adams Family cast as those in the picture in the back pages of the Herald Sun of Collingwood's leadership group?

If these guys went out on the pull together, the highlight of the night would be counting the reflectors on the road during the taxi cab journey into town! Then again, it's more likely they'd forgo a taxi and use Didak or Heath Shaw as the designated driver!

...............as for counting, imagine the confusion aonce the count got beyond about 8 which would be about 6 more than the average number of teeth in the head of a Collingwood cheer squad member!
 
Is it any coincidence that the coach and captain of Collingwood both have fuzz under their bottom lip.... from kissing Eddie's butt?
 
frickenel said:
Have you ever seen 5 people that would fit as easily into the Adams Family cast as those in the picture in the back pages of the Herald Sun of Collingwood's leadership group?

If these guys went out on the pull together, the highlight of the night would be counting the reflectors on the road during the taxi cab journey into town! Then again, it's more likely they'd forgo a taxi and use Didak or Heath Shaw as the designated driver!

...............as for counting, imagine the confusion aonce the count got beyond about 8 which would be about 6 more than the average number of teeth in the head of a Collingwood cheer squad member!

LOL I thought they looked like a bit of a motley crew as well (except for Pendlebury ;) ). What's with footballers always folding their arms in photos, like that. Why can't they be more relaxed and natural looking?!
 
Tiges67 said:
LOL I thought they looked like a bit of a motley crew as well (except for Pendlebury ;) ). What's with footballers always folding their arms in photos, like that. Why can't they be more relaxed and natural looking?!

I'm just hoping Matty Kreuzer turns out to be the new Josh Fraser. I'd be laughing so hard i'd herniate!