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Richo/Safin: their game is as large as their dummy spits
Chub Kellaway/Martina Hingis: always playing on larger opponents
Campbo/Martina Navratilova: both should have retired by now
Ottens: Kim Clijsters: the honeymoon’s over cos we’ve found someone better
Rodan/Serena Williams: am I the only one to notice the resemblance?
Bowdo/Federer: neither looks like he’s trying
Kane Johnson/Agassi: both multiple winners at the top level
Richard Lounder/Lindsay Devonport: both have been #1, neither can run 10 metres
Krak/ Lindsay Devonport: both give up after 40 minutes
Mal Brown/Damir Dokic: just shut up and stay home
Zantuck/Jelena Dokic: P*** off and don’t come back
Nick Daffy/Kournikova: more interested in their looks than in winning
Ray Hall/Wayne Arthurs: look alike, and neither is quite good enough
Gaspar/Pam Shriver: the hair
Duncan Kellaway/Mark Woodforde: both lefties who can’t kick/hit over a jam tin
Pettifer/Mauresmo: look like men, play like girls
Stafford/Goran Ivanisevic: both have a scary side
Nathan Brown/Serena Williams: C’mon Browny, let’s see you design some calf-high boots to wear during the warm-up
Tom Roach/Lleyton Hewitt: how big was Blue Light’s “C’mon” when he kicked a goal in dead time against Adelaide?
Justin Charles/Jennifer Capriati: both have been sprung taking drugs
My wife/Venus Williams: both are followed around by their scary mothers
Chub Kellaway/Martina Hingis: always playing on larger opponents
Campbo/Martina Navratilova: both should have retired by now
Ottens: Kim Clijsters: the honeymoon’s over cos we’ve found someone better
Rodan/Serena Williams: am I the only one to notice the resemblance?
Bowdo/Federer: neither looks like he’s trying
Kane Johnson/Agassi: both multiple winners at the top level
Richard Lounder/Lindsay Devonport: both have been #1, neither can run 10 metres
Krak/ Lindsay Devonport: both give up after 40 minutes
Mal Brown/Damir Dokic: just shut up and stay home
Zantuck/Jelena Dokic: P*** off and don’t come back
Nick Daffy/Kournikova: more interested in their looks than in winning
Ray Hall/Wayne Arthurs: look alike, and neither is quite good enough
Gaspar/Pam Shriver: the hair
Duncan Kellaway/Mark Woodforde: both lefties who can’t kick/hit over a jam tin
Pettifer/Mauresmo: look like men, play like girls
Stafford/Goran Ivanisevic: both have a scary side
Nathan Brown/Serena Williams: C’mon Browny, let’s see you design some calf-high boots to wear during the warm-up
Tom Roach/Lleyton Hewitt: how big was Blue Light’s “C’mon” when he kicked a goal in dead time against Adelaide?
Justin Charles/Jennifer Capriati: both have been sprung taking drugs
My wife/Venus Williams: both are followed around by their scary mothers