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Kangaroo Karaoke

Dyer'ere

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Sep 21, 2004
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So this is the forst ever cyber karaoke thread on PRE (if my searches were accurate).

Here's you chance to sing the great numbers in your own way, to wear the big costumes and to bust the big karakoe moves.

Since I started the thread I get to go first. The notes are true (but bigger). Even though I can't sing a note I ain't never gonna miss one one a karaoke thread, nor will you.

Let's begin with the costume. Forgive the lies ;).

I've got me a bone jumpsuit, sans pockets, big collar with beige suede kneepads. I slides in from a long run up in the wings-

"Rock and Roll is Where I Hide" :
E|----2-----------------2-----------5--|----------------------------------------
B|----2---7-5-7~~~------2-----7-5-7----|----------------------------------------
G|.---2-----------------2-------------.|----------------------------------------
D|.---2-----------------2-------------.|----------------------------------------
A|----4-----------------4--------------|----------------------------------------
E|-2--2--------------2--2--------------|----------------------------------------

E|-----7-------------------5---------------3--------------2---------------------
B|-----7---12-10-12--------7----9-7-9------3--7-5-7~~~----2---7-5-7~~~----------
G|-----7-------------------6---------------4--------------2---------------------
D|-----7-------------------7---------------4--------------2---------------------
A|-----9----------------5--5---------------5--------------4---------------------
E|--7--7--------------------------------3--3-----------2--2---------------------

Can somebody do the vocals? I was playin' air guitar!

;D
 

Dyer'ere

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Sep 21, 2004
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Okay, so ya won't sing? Then I'll torture youse all.

I've been working on this one for a couple of hours now. I'm wearing a sequined cream dinner jacket (Humphrey Bogart meets Wayne Newton) and charcoal chalkstripe trousers. Did I mention the frilly cream dinner shirt?

It's lounge and you've got it coming. ;D The vocal is totally Wayne Nooten.

PRECIOUS AND FEW (Climax)

Precious and few are the moments we two can share.
Quiet and blue, like the sky, I'm hung over you.
And if I can't find my way back home, it just wouldn't be fair.
Precious and few are the moments we two can share.

Baby, it's you on my mind, your love is so rare.
Being with you is a feeling I just can't compare.
And if I can't hold you in my arms, it just wouldn't be fair.
Cause' Precious and few are the moments we two can share.

And if I can't find my way back home it just wouldn't be fair
Cause' Precious and few are the moments we two can share.

Precious and few are the moments we two can share.
Quiet and blue, like the sky, I'm hung over you.
And if I can't find my way back home, it just wouldn't be fair.
Cause' Precious and few are the moments we two can share.

Bow.

Thank you. My wig is wet. My chiffon is wet.

But more of that later. ;D
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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Do you just want a song Dyer?

I've got my 3/4 length tartans on for a Bay City Roller classic

Sorry about the Scottish accent

Saturday night Saturday night
Saturday night Saturday night

Gonna keep on dancin' to rock and roll
Saturday night Saturday night
Dancin' to the rythm of the heart and soul
On Saturday night Saturday night

I-I-I-I just can't waint, I-I-I-I got a date
At the good ol' rock and roll road show
I gotta go Saturday night Saturday night
Gonna rock it up roll it up do it all have a ball.
Saturday night Saturday night
Saturday night Saturday night

Gonna dance with my baby till the night is trough
On Saturday night, Saturday night
Tell her all the little things I'm gonna do
On Saturday night Saturday night

I-I-I-I-I love her so, I-I-I-I'm gonna let her know.
At the good ol' rock and roll road show
I gotta go Saturday night Saturday night, ...

Saturday njght Saturday night...

Thankye I loove you all, Hoots mon, it's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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More?

Are you sure?

OK seems a shame to get all dressed up for one song ;D

If you hate me after what I say
Can't put it off any longer
I just gotta tell ya anyway

Bye Bye Baby, baby goodbye.
Bye baby, baby bye bye.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Bye baby, baby bye bye.

You're the one girl in town I'd marry
Girl, I'd marry you now if I were free
I wish it could be.
I could love you but why begin it
'Cos there ain't any future in it,
She's got me and I'm not free, so:

Bye Bye Baby, baby goodbye.
Bye baby, baby bye bye.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Bye baby, baby bye bye.

Wish I never had known you better
Wish I knew you before I met her, Gee
How good it would be for me.
Shoulda told her that I can't linger,
There's a wedding ring on my finger,
She's got me and I'm not free, so:

Bye Bye Baby, baby goodbye.
Bye baby, baby bye bye.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Bye baby, baby bye bye.
 

FightingFury

Its back to Brooke time again!
Nov 25, 2003
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C'mon Top Cat,don't stop there!!

I'm waiting with baited breath for more..........

'Give a little love,take a little love be prepared to forsake a little love and when the sun shines through....we'll know what to do...ooohh.'

Are you Woody,Allen or Derek??
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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I was always a Woody fan myself ;D

I have a vague memory of donning my sisters tartans and running through Frankston

Blind drunk for a dare in the 80s sometime

So I can't possibly embarass myself more than that

If I do Shang a lang, will you do backup Struggs?


We were rippin up
we were rockin up
roll it over and lay it down

we were shakin up
we were breakin up
we were rockin to the shang-a-lang sound of the music
*
HEY HEY, rockin to the music.
HEY HEY, rocking to the music
rocking every night and day.HEY HEY

well we sang shang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do ay
we were all in the news
with our blue suede shoes
and our dancin the night away.

? we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn't die
*
we were grooving
we were movin
pussyfootin and booting it round.
we were boppin it
we were hoppin it
we were jumping to the shang-a-lang sound of the music,....*CHORUS

shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang
shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang
 

FightingFury

Its back to Brooke time again!
Nov 25, 2003
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:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Encore Encoe!!!!!!!!

B. A. Y. , B .A .Y , B.A.Y.C.I.T.Y with an R.O.L.L.E.R.S Baycity Rollers are the best! :rofl
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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I was thinking of doing Little Jimmy Osmond, Lond Haired Lover from Liverpool

But I better let someone else take the floor
 

FightingFury

Its back to Brooke time again!
Nov 25, 2003
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TC said:
I was thinking of doing Little Jimmy Osmond, Lond Haired Lover from Liverpool

But I better let someone else take the floor

If your mad enough to don your sisters clobber and run through Frankston TC,remind me never to get into a stoush with you.

Anyone that crazy has to be avoided.....
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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Ah yes the early 80s......

When every young tigerfan was full of youthful exuberance (and beer)

Abounding with courage (and beer) with no fear of any other man

Knowing that we had a dynasty ahead of us that would span the millenia
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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Hey guys who is up next?

I'm working on my Alvin Stardust costume

I have superglued sequins all over my wedding suit

And now I am working on my chest hair rug, I've been plucking the kids soft toys

Having a bit of trouble getting the possum to sit on my head
 

Dyer'ere

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Sep 21, 2004
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TC, an outstanding performance with the tartan. A memorable and powerful rendition of an all time great by an all time great.

:stand :clapping :clapping :clapping :clapping

I'm cooking up something, too. I've already hinted at my next number but I've got a power of work to do on the sequins. Any tips? ;D

Of course, nobody in Australia karaokes sober so I'll have to head out for a bit. ;D
 

Rosy

Tiger Legend
Mar 27, 2003
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Dressed in skin tight white jumper, tartan mini-skirt, knee high white boots....Sound more like Nancy Sinatra than Tammy Wynette  ;D

Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man


I had to be mighty drunk to get up and do that. Dreading the hangover in the morning.
 

Dyer'ere

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Sep 21, 2004
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Classic!

Gold!

Legendary!

:standing :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Great outfit. :thumbsup The Nancy influence was a nice twist.

You know struggs is gunna cut up rough over this. He had dibs on that song. :dummyspit

The look might make for a nice duet with T(Mc)C.
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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Just putting the finishing touches on my glam glitter outfit

Got in a bit of trouble altering the wedding suit

Couldn't get the possum to sit on my bald pate :(

I'm using one of the kids toy monkeys instead
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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Ladies and Gentlemen, by popular demand....... Mr.....

Alvin........

Stardust :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

Coo! Coo! I just want you
I really love the things that you do
Come on ! Love-a-me too
Won't you be my coo ca choo
Sweetness - I like your dress
I love the way you know you're the best
I'm in love! an' I'm in a mess
I really want you coo ca choo
Love you
yes I love ya
yes I love my coo ca choo
Want you
yes I want ya
yes I - I really do want you
Tom Cat! Y' know where it's at!
Come on ! Let's go to my flat
Lay down 'n groove on the mat
A-you can be my coo ca choo
Chains! Chains! I'm all in chains
Your love will drive me insane
Come on! Let's do it again
I really want my coo ca choo
Night time's a lonely time
When you're gone I'm starting to cry
But you know that you're on my mind
Oh honey be my coo ca choo
Do! Do! You love me too?
Will I smile or will I be blue?
Am I mad? I'm hung up on you
OR Honey be my coo ca choo
So honey be my coo ca choo
 

Dyer'ere

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Sep 21, 2004
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:standing : :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap

You, TC, are a musical genius. An historic musical genius. Sensational.

The GLAM was inspired. Historically it leads me to where I'm at. (That's existential DJ speak ;D) To GLAm Disco.

Ladies and gentlemen...

The orchestra starts up. Big brass section starting that famous disco riff. My Sexolettes chime in.

"Doo-doo-doot, doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doot

Doo-doo-doot, doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doot

Doo-doo-doot, doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doot
Doo-doo-doot, doo-doo-doot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Doo-doot, doo-doot, doo-doo-da
Doo-doot, doo-doot, doo-doo-da
Get dancing, dancing, dancing
Doo-doot, doo-doot, doo-doo-da
Doo-doot, doo-doot, doo-doo-da
Get dancin'

[Lights up on my white sequined jumpsuit, Evil Kineval cape and monstrous platties. An artificial afro tops me.]

Doo, doo, doot, doo, doo, doot
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Da, doot, dot, do, dot, dot, dey
Doot, dot, doot, dot, doo, dot, do
Get dancin
Doot, dot, doot, dot, doo, dot, do
Get dancin
Here come D.J. Disco Tex
Truckin with his Sex-O-Lettes
Get dancin
Guaranteed to rock the boat
Machine gun rap n' locomote
Get dancin
Get dancin, dancin, get dancin
Come on baby

TURN YOURSELF ON!!

I can't go on! My chiffon is wet, my wig is wet…"

GET DANCIN'
Disco Tex & the Sex-O-Lettes

No web source available... Sorry ;D

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
 

Ghost Who Walks

Who Are You
Sep 25, 2004
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I prefer something along the Myrna Loy, William Powell & Bogart Era :hihi

So without further ADO!

Putting On The Ritz
Artist: Taco


If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air
High hats, and arrow collars
White spats, and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

(tap dance break)

Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz

Move...
Move...

Gotta dance
Gotta dance...

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz...
Puttin' on the Ritz...
Puttin' on the Ritz...
 

Tigerclan

Tiger Champion
Jan 22, 2005
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Bravo :clap :clap :clap Glam lives on :clap :clap :clap

Glam Disco Fusion, truly inspired

I actually thought the afro was real :afro

Was the Evil Kineval cape an origonal? Sequin City :idea :idea :idea


Ghost, class all class my man :clap :clap :clap


Whilst I am dressed as....nay, whilst I AM the real King, Alvin Stardust

I'll belt out another number, if I may borrow the Sexolettes??


Why is it always slow
The things ya doin
Ah-ah-ha-ah-ah it's just my jealous mind
And when you're not at home
I just can't take it
Ah-ah-ha-ah-ah it's just my jealous mind

*I dreamt a time when you might leave me
Deep in my heart*
I know you'll never go
Or say you'll leave me

You could be out with him
And I would never mind
Ah-ah-ha-ah-ah it's just my jealous mind

*I dreamt a time when you might leave me
Deep in my heart*
I know you'll never go
Or say you'll leave me

Stay with me all the time
Say there's no other guy
Ah-ah-ha-ah-ah it's just my jealous mind
I love you so
It's just my jealous mind
Forgive my jealous mind
It's just my jealous mind
Blame it on my jealous mind
I can't help my jealous mind
It's just my jealous mind
It's in love that I'm so blind
Blame it on my jealous mind
Say forgive my jealous mind
It's just my jealous mind
Blame it on my jealous mind
I can't help my jealous mind
 

FightingFury

Its back to Brooke time again!
Nov 25, 2003
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Well its taken me a bottle of bourbon and 5 lines of coke to replicate,but I insist on role playing to a T.
So with Aztec make-up,a gold rippled spandex suit,calf high pointy boots and studded belt along with signature red hanky hanging out of pocket (ala Carl Ditterich) I present:

Mr Adam Ant.

Well Im standing here lookin' at you
what do I see?Im lookin' straight through
its so sad when your young to be told
you're having fun so unplug the jukebox
and do yourself a favour,that musics lost its taste
so try another flavor...ant music...ant music...ant music...antmusic
So Im standing here what do I see?
a big nothing,threatening me
its so sad when your young to be told
your having fun so unplug the jukebox
and do yourself a favor that musics lost its taste
so try another flavor...antmusic...antmusic...antmuisc...antmusic
(musical)
(gyrate about stage with pretend stick)
So unplug the jukebox and do yourself a favor
that musics lost its taste so try another flavor
antmusic....oh whooa ya!....antmusic....oh whooa ya!
Wholfwhistle....Wolfwhistle........

Pass out onstage......call paramedics :help