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lol carlton

Dyer'ere

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For a long time now, we the gracious, the benevolent, the grand of Richmond have spoken of Carlton's pathetic lack of youth. Of their saddening lack of future. (Never mentioning our own distinguished manners or superior understanding of suffering and progress. No. Not once.)

But we are back at a topic unavoidable to those who would instruct the determined failure of their neighbours.

We, who would make progress and profit. We, who would send our many minions to lighten the burden of a neighbourly but clearly inferior aristocracy, despair at the grey whiskers of those who still aid the wanton Carlton. The Simpsonites. The Murphi-els. The Levis.

Anyway I'm done with that schtick. Carlton had a big win tonight. They are in their premiership window. But they have no youth.

it was a lie all those years ago when I didn't post the lolcarlton thread, established truth by the time some lazy poster finally did.

Carlton got no youth. Geriatric-dependent club.

*But De Konig?* Looks great. Is that the first name we've added in years? Had two games? Promising.

Add that name to Charlie Curnow (injured), Harry McKay (could still be good), Sam Walsh (very conspicuous), Petrevski-Seaton 13touch HBF 22yo, and at last you are faced with the awesome youth of Carlton's future.

These are the green shoots. Lolcarlton.

They have more 40yos than an internet dark patterner's boardroom. (Not talking about the AFL. No. Not at all. They're 50+.)

Carlton has a very established top end. No real change there. Been reporting the same thing for years.

Not to say David Teague didn't have a very good night tonight. Awesome. And Walsh was ok.
 
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Dyer'ere

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In respect of the GCS v lolcarlton game tonight I have one thing to add - there were no good players on the ground tonight.

Really. Look at it again. Look a the numbers. Look at Cripps. Look at Lukosius. They were shithouse. Tonight.

But each club is interesting right now.
 
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Dyer'ere

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From August 2016 to August 2020 (thread age) how did it work out for the Leering Imbecile?

How did it work out for Mister Damien Hardwick?

#lolcarlton
 

LeeToRainesToRoach

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Denis Pagan tells about his time at Carlton in today's HS, how much of a basket case the club was and how he tried to lure Richo.
Pagan unsuccessfully tried to lure new players to the club without success.

Richmond star Matthew Richardson was courted with a batch of scrumptious scones baked by Pagan‘s wife Cheryl.

“Cheryl made a lovely afternoon tea and we thought we were some sort of chance,” Pagan said.

“But when he got up (from the chair), we could see it wasn’t going to happen. Why would you want to come to Carlton. No one wanted to come. We couldn’t land a fish."

LOL Carlton.
 
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Number8

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I've met Denis Pagan.

Let's just say, with a few drinks under his belt, you be hard pressed to find a more underwhelming specimen of humanity.

As far as I was concerned, he and Carlton deserved one another.
 
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tigertim

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I think times up for Eddie, best thing for Carlton is to let him trot off Into retirement.

therefore I hope they re-sign him for 2021....
 
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caesar

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Carlton did a Houdini last week against an ordinary side in the Swans and on talk back radio you would have thought they were world beaters according to their fans, today will be another reality check, my question is how many reality checks do their supporters need :D
 
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tigertim

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Week by week we are witnessing the detoriation of Patrick Cripps career.

We should have a chat to him I think. He’s 26 for season 2021. He’s probably got 100 games left in his career. Let’s see if he wants to finish them with a successful club.
 
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St Kevin

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Week by week we are witnessing the detoriation of Patrick Cripps career.

We should have a chat to him I think. He’s 26 for season 2021. He’s probably got 100 games left in his career. Let’s see if he wants to finish them with a successful club.

Or is he properly cooked?
 
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Mycotchinrules

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Week by week we are witnessing the detoriation of Patrick Cripps career.

We should have a chat to him I think. He’s 26 for season 2021. He’s probably got 100 games left in his career. Let’s see if he wants to finish them with a successful club.
I think he'd want to know if our VFL side was even playing first.

Who knows how the VFL will look next year after this covid fiasco.
 
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tigertim

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Apparently Papley has informed Carlton he’s staying in Sydney for 2021.
 
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