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TigerMasochist

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Can someone do the gender realignment surgery on they with a rather large chainsaw?
 

Panthera Tigris

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Tasmania Police are investigating an alleged incident in the early hours of Friday, in the tiny north eastern town of Branxholm, where a man abducted a beloved pet goat, took it to a nearby public toilet and raped it.

It's doing the rounds in local news. I'll bet by the end of today, given the quirks of the case, it will be in national news.


 
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Panthera Tigris

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It wanted flowers and dinner first?
I wonder if this bloke hangs around the show yard watching goats being presented with best in show sashes, thinking to himself....."yeah that's an attractive goat"....a bit like a pervy man might hang around watching Miss Universe contestants getting their sashes presented to them in scant bikinis.
 
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Willo

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I wonder if this bloke hangs around the show yard watching goats being presented with best in show sashes, thinking to himself....."yeah that's an attractive goat"....a bit like a pervy man might hang around watching Miss Universe contestants getting their sashes presented to them in scant bikinis.
It had big brown eyes and long eyelashes. Apparently.
 
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nswtiger

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at least it was the best looking goat in the paddock

among the herd was the goat a influencer? .....
 
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T-Shirt Tommy

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Tasmania Police are investigating an alleged incident in the early hours of Friday, in the tiny north eastern town of Branxholm, where a man abducted a beloved pet goat, took it to a nearby public toilet and raped it.

It's doing the rounds in local news. I'll bet by the end of today, given the quirks of the case, it will be in national news.



How do they know that the goat wasn't consensual?
 
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Panthera Tigris

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How do they know that the goat wasn't consensual?
Well CCTV footage shows the offender picking up and dragging the goat over the fence of its farm yard, then dragging it unwillingly across a park to the public toilet block.

A reasonable level of premeditation and quite bit of persistence and effort on the part of the offender. So doesn’t sound overly consensual to me.

Mind you, being out after dark, not wearing anything. The goat clearly needs to accept some responsibility for leading him on.
 
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