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Mad Monday 2008

Re: Mad Monday 2008: Blues Back Fev (p6)

Blues Defend Fevola over Mad Antics
By Tony Greenspin for spittle.com.au

Carlton CEO Greg Swan has defended Brendan Fevola after the star forward was spotted on Monday at Federation Square wearing a pink nightie with a large sex toy protruding from his groin.

“We have no issue with Fevola wearing a pink nightie at all,” Swan said. “In fact, we encouraged all our players to road-test our new clash strip.”

However, Swan was less impressed with Fevola’s display of the sex toy, adding: “It's offensive for him to be promoting the mascot for the new Gold Coast team”.
 
Re: Mad Monday 2008: Crows and Roos (p6)

ADELAIDE
The Crows caught wind of Port Adelaide’s plans to hunt them down and fight them, so they held their Mad Monday at a secure location – a South Australian detention centre. Unfortunately it was full of Nathan Krakouer’s cousins.

For entertainment the boys organised a few bouts of female mud wresting. Top billing went to the wives of Andrew McLeod and Tyson Edwards.

Jason Porplyzia’s clothes were so tattered and torn that his wallet kept falling out of the holes in his pockets. He kept trying to put it back in, but it would simply pop back out again.

Lleyton Hewitt joined the festivities, and brought wife Bec along. Photos will be published next week in New Idea.


NORTH MELBOURNE
Mad Monday began with a shareholders meeting to determine what budget for the evening would best add value to the club. Sponsors were approached to fund the event, but they pulled out when Shannon Grant pitched the concept of “18 skols” of golf.

Brent Harvey’s girlfriend offered to babysit his teammates’ children, but started a fight when the other wags objected to having their kids looked after in Shayne’s trailer park.

The team split into groups to practise their end-of-season revue. All agreed that Brent Harvey’s group was the best and he was given the club award for staging.

Andrew Swallow didn’t buy a round of drinks, not because he has deep pockets but because he has short arms.

Josh Gibson had so much to drink that he suffered a brain injury, but not due to excessive alcohol consumption. Rather, he staggered to the bathroom to vomit but fell and cracked his head on the toilet bowl.

On the Gold Coast, former skipper Wayne Carey glassed his girlfriend as a tribute to his teammates.
 
Tony Braxton-Hicks said:
For anyone interested, the Tigers portion is published in this week's Inside Football.
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Bewdy, TBH. Woddun.
 
Re: Mad Monday 2008: Crows and Roos (p6)

Tony Braxton-Hicks said:
NORTH MELBOURNE
Mad Monday began ..............

On the Gold Coast, former skipper Wayne Carey glassed his girlfriend as a tribute to his teammates.
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I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Loving your work at the moment TBH.
 
Tony Braxton-Hicks said:
For anyone interested, the Tigers portion is published in this week's Inside Football.
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Find that yesty while reading Inside Football.......Funny & well done!! :clap :clap
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