After a barrage of criticism levelled at management, it would seem that the McMuffin trade looks to be finally bringing home the bacon. With the board looking a little bereft of ideas, the intoduction of the McMuffin was seen as ideal way of increasing traffic through the centre and a way of bringing something fast and convenient to the masses. Inititially seen as too soft and a bit light, the McMuffin has confounded some of the critics with the drive through down back being one area which has benefitted enormously.
Management realised the task of overcoming the insatiable appetite for something heavier was always going to be difficult, especially after some bleak trading in years gone by. One anonymous insider spoke of this trend in intimate detail, "we knew we had a tough audience who felt that any McMuffin deal would severely compromise the integrity of the entire selection board".
Similarly, when we spoke to one punter, he claimed several years back he regularly discovered a "bid o' scum" [sic] in the burgers, and that the McMuffin fiasco had well and truly sent the organisation to the dogs.
Our anonymous insider believes that while trading hasn't always been successful, the new leadership has convinced him that an open wallet will eventually bring long term success. The McMuffin trade will continue to appease our loyal McHappy deal suppoorters and in time our detractors will soon realise that light and fast is the way to a better future. He goes on to say that despite the claws being out and having to deal with two bobs worth of criticism from some quarters, most believe that McMuffin will become a household name.
Jenny Craig, one of the biggest critics of the McMuffin trade, claims that it's all false advertising and that accountability is at stake when it comes to these supposed lightweight fads. Craig has been a long time opponent of the 'light and fast' phenomonen and has been calling for the entire selection board to be scrapped. Our anonymous insider retorts by saying that "the critics will continue to bite and eventually they will realise that each sausage roll comes complete with egg, sunnyside up of course and with a pesky habit of lodging itself somewhere on the face".
Management realised the task of overcoming the insatiable appetite for something heavier was always going to be difficult, especially after some bleak trading in years gone by. One anonymous insider spoke of this trend in intimate detail, "we knew we had a tough audience who felt that any McMuffin deal would severely compromise the integrity of the entire selection board".
Similarly, when we spoke to one punter, he claimed several years back he regularly discovered a "bid o' scum" [sic] in the burgers, and that the McMuffin fiasco had well and truly sent the organisation to the dogs.
Our anonymous insider believes that while trading hasn't always been successful, the new leadership has convinced him that an open wallet will eventually bring long term success. The McMuffin trade will continue to appease our loyal McHappy deal suppoorters and in time our detractors will soon realise that light and fast is the way to a better future. He goes on to say that despite the claws being out and having to deal with two bobs worth of criticism from some quarters, most believe that McMuffin will become a household name.
Jenny Craig, one of the biggest critics of the McMuffin trade, claims that it's all false advertising and that accountability is at stake when it comes to these supposed lightweight fads. Craig has been a long time opponent of the 'light and fast' phenomonen and has been calling for the entire selection board to be scrapped. Our anonymous insider retorts by saying that "the critics will continue to bite and eventually they will realise that each sausage roll comes complete with egg, sunnyside up of course and with a pesky habit of lodging itself somewhere on the face".
