Mother Frawley parody

[mightytiges]

To the tune of "Mother" from Pink Floyd - The Wall


Danny why do we always go the bomb
Danny will we ever again get to sing our song
Danny why do we move the footy at the rate of a crawl
Hmmm Hmmm Danny here comes another side-backwards handball

Danny should I run for club president
Danny yeah nah I would have thought that's what you meant
Danny will we get the ball past the half-forward line
Hmmm Hmmm and kick more than 6 goals by final siren time

Hush now tiger fans it's time to cry
Danny's going to make all of your nightmares come true
Danny's going to again have Punt Road visited by chicken poo
Danny's going to keep picking Bidders, Houlihan and King
He might let them try passing sideways and play on the wing
Danny's going to keep persisting with a dud plan that's well worn
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tigers
Cause Danny can't coach modern football

Danny do you think Pettifer is good enough
Danny isn't keeping on playing all those duds dangerous
Danny why do we grind footy matches from the very start
Hmmm Hmmm why does most of the side play with no heart

Hush now tiger fans it's time to cry
Danny's going to check out all the dud recruits for you
Danny's won't let anyone under 25 get through
Danny's going to make media statements that are enough to make you cringe
Danny won't give any youngsters a go until we're 20 rounds in
Danny's going to have grandstands where a tiger fan is hardly seen
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tiger fans
Ooo tigers
Looks like 23 mediorce years and counting to me

Danny please for Richmond's sake say goodbye.

Look mummy there's another one of roger's helicopter kicks in the sky

 

[JohnF]

LMAOOOOO Mighty, your pessimism more than matches the pessimism in the original. Great lyrics, well worded.

You know its been a good season when we have to pull Pink Floyd parodies out. How depressing :'(

 

[Rosy]

Don't worry John, I've got every Pink Floyd record or cd they've put out.
Plenty of material for quite a few more years like this one.
I've got no great faith we won't be needing it next year either.
Good one mighty, you might start to lose a couple of friends picking on Danny though, haha. ;D

 

[mightytiges]

Cheers John and rosy. Yep that whole album alone could be rewritten as a parody of our side at the minute.

 

[tiga]

Very clever MT! Very well written and expresses the mood of most at the moment. ;D

 

[YeahNah]

To the tune of "The hapiest days of our lives" from Pink Floyd - The Wall.
You! Yes You! Don't stand still Laddy!
When we'd go down to watch the Tigers there were certain players who turn the ball over any way they could.
By bombing the ball wildly, or kicking to a pack. By kicking the ball blindly or a one on one when our guy was a hack!
But at PRE it was well known at next selection night The coach would say they're Cherry ripe, and pick them and never give them the knife!

It's my first go, be kind in your feedback :-*

 

[Rosy]

Haha YeahNah, don't give up your day job......Nah only joking. ;D

Well done. Hope it's the start of a long and illustrious parodying career on the message board.

 

[JohnF]

LOL YeahNah, a solid first effort. I think you're ready to step up to the 3 verse plate next time around ;D