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My Dad at the Food Court


Jul 29, 2004
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

And in classic style my dad did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and bonked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son?'