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New Elecro Therapy for RFC players

Willo

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New electrode therapy players will be using for interstate travel will be trialled on flight to Freo
We may be using this before games as well!

http://www.realfooty.com.au/news/news/tigers-test-electrode-therapy/2008/04/11/1207856847620.html
 
I think electrocution therapy would yield better results - runners go out with a nicely charged cattle prods every time someone squibs, doesn't chase, tackle or shepherd, or whose kicks result in turnovers. A damn good blast up the clacker for pathological handballers also wouldn't go astray . Mind you, we'd need a lot of runners and a lot of nicely charged cattle prods. Let's pass the hat around.
 
Go Toigs! said:
I think electrocution therapy would yield better results - runners go out with a nicely charged cattle prods every time someone squibs, doesn't chase, tackle or shepherd, or whose kicks result in turnovers. A damn good blast up the clacker for pathological handballers also wouldn't go astray . Mind you, we'd need a lot of runners and a lot of nicely charged cattle prods. Let's pass the hat around.

Could we volunteer to be one of these runners? Bags the forward line!
 
willo said:
New electrode therapy players will be using for interstate travel will be trialled on flight to Freo
We may be using this before games as well!

Given the players are having electo-shock therapy, does this mean the coaching staff will have a frontal labotomy?
 
Go Toigs! said:
I think electrocution therapy would yield better results - runners go out with a nicely charged cattle prods every time someone squibs, doesn't chase, tackle or shepherd, or whose kicks result in turnovers. A damn good blast up the clacker for pathological handballers also wouldn't go astray . Mind you, we'd need a lot of runners and a lot of nicely charged cattle prods. Let's pass the hat around.
:rofl
 
Re: New Electro Therapy for RFC players

I'm thinking Electro Convulsive Therapy (ECT). That might be the go! Might help most of the players stir from their never ending stupor. Might even help if they have some sort of temporary memory loss or confusion post some of their abysmal games which they have been involved in! Apologies for my disparaging outlook of my beloved RFC!

:smash
 
Glad to see everybody having some fun with this................some very good and funny suggestions so far.

My God, what *smile* will they come up with next for the Sissies that play this Game.

Fair Dinkum, I'm surprised they don't have Bubble Baths installed on the planes and manicurist's !!!!!!

I would of made them Back-Pack over to Freo and stay at a Caravan Park, maybe that would get them back in the real world.
 
Go Toigs! said:
I think electrocution therapy would yield better results - runners go out with a nicely charged cattle prods every time someone squibs, doesn't chase, tackle or shepherd, or whose kicks result in turnovers. A damn good blast up the clacker for pathological handballers also wouldn't go astray . Mind you, we'd need a lot of runners and a lot of nicely charged cattle prods. Let's pass the hat around.
Saved me typing it Toigs. Nice work. :clap
 
Tigre garçon said:
I'm thinking Electro Convulsive Therapy (ECT). That might be the go! Might help most of the players stir from their never ending stupor. Might even help if they have some sort of temporary memory loss or confusion post some of their abysmal games which they have been involved in! Apologies for my disparaging outlook of my beloved RFC!

:smash
Looks like it worked ;D

Plug em in next week too, start em off at Punt Road
 
Redford said:
Fox reported that they were flying straight back after the game. Is that right ?
Didn't you read that great thread about us needing to turn up at Tullamarine by 1.00am :hihi


http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=31466.0
 
TigerForce said:
Didn't you read that great thread about us needing to turn up at Tullamarine by 1.00am :hihi


http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=31466.0

Excellent. I'm catching a cab out there right now.