I've found putting a hasp and staple on the door very beneficial to my enjoyment of watching the footyI thought he and the others were very complimentary in the first quarter.
Unfortunately at qrt time my wife decided to come in to my special footy room and "watch" with me. That means she asks questions like "why are they all waxed?", "They're not nice socks they're wearing", "who's winning?" , "Is Dusty playing?" , "Is this a final?" and other terribly pertinent questions.