Do yas know what?I got to thinkin(bloody dangerous i can tell yas for free)
Carlton are cancerous,Collingwood are septic,Horethorn are noxious tarts,Port adelaide are saline 2headed vermin,
Swannies are birdflu,Bombers are wayward cessnas,Brispain are sunspots,Bulldoggies are rabies,
westcoast are rotten bottles of chardy,Fremantle are smelly bait left to rot on the decks of phantom boats,The crows are carrion foul,kangaroos are bloody rock lobsters pretending to be a national icon thats thrown onto the barbie,demons are irritating imps who wouldnt know how to be if they tried,
geelong are rabid pussycatkitties who should be shot on sight and fed to the tigers who would throw up anyway eh!and whose is the forgotten team?AINT KILDA!Bugger me what can I say?They look to me for succour and comfort and buggered if Im gonna give em any and Milne can go and get stuffed..... :-X

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