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Nitro,s weekly detonations-A unique look at our season that was.

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Whdyaget when ya cross Sydney with Matty Lloyd?

A Swan dive.........



What do ya call the sydney toilets after showing em a HORROR MOVIE OF EM GETTIN SPOOKED?

SWAN LAKE......what if it was in asia?SWAN LAKSIA....
 
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nah the fun from last years grand final was a goody... something about ball and cox playing hard on each other
 
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yeah...bit of a bummer.....cats got up,pies got up,frilly fremantle shockers got up...only one was saints fallin in thanks to young motlop seeing the ball as AN OPPORTUNITY TO FAIL when it was his turn to sieze the moment.
Well,look at thebrightside....it was a 65 point improvement on the last time we met the swannieuglyduckling crebain....and there was another sinister force at work......the AFL backed swannies and Bigbadbarry being nurtured,tended to,fussed over and maintained to the highest standards,.....so they can go and get stuffed......
And for all the darksiders...
yeah...it wasnt pretty,but,the swannies really just kicked away in one quarter...if thats the best they can do...theyre gonna need Grollo to reconstruct the team in future.........
And....the Bummmers had a draw.....Ackermanis coulda made a difference....we,ll see how he goes in the red and black next year eh? ;)
Now here,s a theory thats been floating aroung in my hyperactive brain for years and one that the immortal Richmond sides players had in common...Im gonna put it to me old cobberTezza Wallace..........Every Tiger player must be able to kick over 50 metres plus.........have no.one inside the 50 metre arc.....just the opposition ...who will kick it out if it doesnt go through for a goal or for a point....and we own the centre line...and we retain possesion and keep kickin it long for goal until it goes through!thatll stuff em eh!
Thats my way Id beat the flood,the zone defence,and score quickly......whadyasreckon?
Anyways........have a great week and enjoy your Krispy Kremes!
 
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Thanks mate!
Just gotta get inside my dark room...the one with the pentathlete in it and see if i can bribe meself a demon...a balrog to create a bit of an affray amongst the saints saturday......
(that should be pentagram or pentagrammon)To all you Tiger Occultists...my personal apologies...... :help
 
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Nah...got nuthin to winge about.......tigers are winning,Young guns are playin great,rain is inevitable,
and my avatar reflects my appreciation for all things bright and beautiful.....
here,s a tip....we,re gonna DO the wet toast weevils in the last game .....howzat for a big call?
Flamin intestate clubs are infestin my karma...I better stop......
And how in hades did Ben johnson get off for tryin to knock Lades block off?
im wonderin if the Pies are startin to be a bit of a protected spieces now....ya can get on the turps,drive way over the odds and create general mayhem on a social scale not seen since Sodom and Gohmorra  had a rivalry with caligula.....at that club and get away with it......TAC must be blind conveniently on a regular basis.....
And,typical pakistanis.......no doubt about that rabble of a country...a bit of advice for em...
1.....truth always hurts
2.....ya cant stand the heat,get outta the kitchen.....(i pity their women though)
3.....England and Australia were the ones who were the original custodians of test match cricket...get over it and go and fight India or sri Lanka or somethin.....as a matter of fact.....wrack off and LEARN HOW TO DO SOMETHIN WELL for once,ya curry-eating try-hards.....
NO COUNTRY OR INDIVIDUAL IS BIGGER THAN THE GAME OF CRICKET......
Ill give them that sports lesson for free...... ;D :hihi :clap
 
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hey Nitro why don't you put your weekly detonations all on the one thread instead or stating a new one every week?
 
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Buggered if I know Tigersnake......That would make sense wouldnt it!
Seriously...Ill take that one on board for future reference mate...thought it might clutter up things......Cheers mate!
P.S.Tigersnake,are ya gonna have a lazy 10 on the Tiges by 21 over the weevils in the last round?I reckon it would be a great bet!Cheers mate! ;D :hihi
 
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Yep!Great weekend!Just goota stop goals gettin kicked against us ,is all...ah well...thatll shut up Sheeds about our "basketball crap"eh!Not that i hate sheeds.I LOVE him.He was my childhood hero when he was terrorising anything in the cursed black and white or blue or red.....only coached the bombers cause tony jewell won a flag in 1980......but thats another story.....

What Id like to see........

Ben Johnson and Alan Didak giving lessons in law....cos how they got off at the tribunal has got me absolutely stuffed.....maybe its Collingscums turn to be favoured by the AFL.....whose doin who I wonder?Dont wanna go there........

And what did the crows do in a past life?Wipe out the pygmies and the dinosaurs?fair dinkum...its all gone pear shaped for em hasnt it!And i notice thaT South Australian version of scum and absolute pigswill,Pissport Adelaide are sniggering under their over-achieving breaths.....bloody trouble is,there is a bit to worry about...thurstans and Ebert go awlright...as well as that josh Mahoney...............(another warrnambool boy,as is jordan Lewis) :hihi

What Id really like to see.......

Dees Vs Bulldogs granny......
This is the ONLY FAIR ,REASONABLE AND DESIRABLE OUTCOME to two teams who,apart from me tiges(god I love my tiges)......have provided me and heaps of others with some exhilirating and gutsy footy......
And to keep the Victorian flag flying ...against the other AFL favour concession-riddled cheats.......and Collingwood.....why did I say collingwood?
Cause they think theyre an international side now......A word of advice for Eddie....Dont get above youre raisin son.........If ya wanna get all ya money back on the contracts ya signed with your over-rated booze-riddled,speeding,law breaking duds :police:.....just open a Collingwood only niteclub with a TAB....youll get ya money back in a week I reckon......... ;D ;D ;D :hihi :hihi
 
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Well we lost...what a bugger.....well...roll on next year....
Now my hatred of the not so mighty west is being rekindled....have to talk to the Bird God jabiru so that a few well placed curses and some pruning of AFL concessions can be effected immediately,even if the west Aussie government suffer a 45% decline in their tax revenue due to the decline in the consumption of Chardonnay....then Im gonna aim a missile at that bloody port (Fremantle)that will rival Pearl Harbour......and make em drink South Australian *smile* as punishment for pretending to be a team......then we,ll invoke a Tsunami(Anduril,does Arwen specialise in these?)
and rid ourselves of the filth.......
An earthquake should sort out South Australia...and cleanse us of their pretence as well.....spare the barrossa valley though.....good wine is made there...the cheese is alright too....
Im tellin yas....Moses found it hard yakka too.....just before he got his Isrealites to the promised land....there were those clowns who worshipped idols(geelong)and the pentacostals were settin fire to the bushes...and the palestinians terrorised em with a dude by the name of goliath......must have been on steroids i reckon......and there was war,pestilence and suffering before the pilgrims could enjoy the spoils of the land of milk and honey......
This is akin to the Tigers journey at the minute....but be praised...there will be rejoicing,happiness and adulation which makes the hardships all the more worthwhile........
This is the Gospel according to St.Nitrous.........blessed are the believers..........
 
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nitrotiger said:
....Noses found it hard yakka too.....
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Is that who Monty Python meant when they said Blessed are the big Noses?  :rofl

I just merged all your detonations nitrous.  If anyone comes from o/s and wants to understand the AFL this thread should be their first port of call. :hihi

Great work and  :clap :clap :clap for sticking by our Mighty Tiges through thick and thin.  :cupgold
 
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