Old McFrawley had a farm

[JohnF]

Its uni holidays and I've got too much time on my hands. Try singing this one to the tune of "Old McDonald had a farm"

Old McFrawley had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on that farm he he had some duds, E-I-E-I-O.
With a Houlihan here, and a Pettifer there,
Here a Biddiscombe, there a King, everywhere a dud-dud
Old McFrawley had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

Old McFrawley had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on that farm he had some cliche's, E-I-E-I-O
With a "yeah nah" here and a "would have thought" there,
Here a yeah, there a nah, everywhere a yeah nah
Old McFrawley had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! (I would have thought).

Old McFrawley needs a gag, E-I-E-I-O
With six losses straight he still tries to brag, E-I-E-I-O
With a murmer here and a blunder there,
Here a slur there a furph, everywhere comments full of mirth.
Old McFrawley needs a gag, E-I-E-I-O.

Old McFrawley thinks we're a finals chance, E-I-E-I-O
He obviously hasn't given the ladder a glance, E-I-E-I-O.
With a pumping over here, and a thumping over there,
Here a thrashing, there a loss, everywhere a loss-loss.
Old McFrawley's in a trance, E-I-E-I-O.

Can't think of anymore, LOL, ... ahh here's one more

Old McFrawley had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on that farm he had some tresspassers, E-I-E-I-O.
With a FUD over here and a Diggler over there,
Here a Laff there a Harry, every breath a fresh air,
Old McFrawley had a farm E-I-E-I-O!

 

[shawry]

Very funny and original JohnF. Rate that highly.

 

[PuntRoadRoar]

LOL classic work JohnF... at least we all can laugh in these black dark times.

 

[tiga]

Hahahaha Well done JF! As Richie would say... "Super stuff that, Marvellous effort indeed"

 

[DragicevicFan]

Pure Gold John

 

[diggler]

Consise and informative John ;D

 

[SkiddyMcGhee]

Yeah good one John...................

It's makes you wonder what Farmer Spud is going to sow on the farm over the next 6 months considering:-
- the drought of over 20 years,
- the 'prize cattle' he's got are duds and dont produce, but he reckons there OK and things will turn around,
- the farmhands he's got have been there too long, except for the new lead hand who has got a lot of experience in farming and could save the place come summer,
- the bank's forclosing on the farm,
- the investers are getting nervous,

Take a tip Farmer Spud, grow tomatoes and make sure between every 2nd plant there is another cash crop - cos the current strategy aint workin mate!!!!

St.Kilda bound :-X

 

[dimmauchamp]

In the words of the greatest commentator Bruce Mcavennie

BRILLIANT..ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!

 

[diggler]

I cant believe it, a positive post from FUD ;D

 

[Harry]

JohnF - your knowledge of nursery rhymes is second to none ;D

 

[zacs56]

Oh Mister Bowdo
Will you marry me?
We will live to gether in a spud field now

Ah hum ah hum ah hum
Oh Mr Spuddy I will marry you
We'll run away to the spud field now
Ah hum Ah hum Ah hum
So the others can play on a proper field
Ah hum ah hum ah hum
Oh my little Bowdo we'll be so Happy in a spud field
now
Ah hum Ah hum Ah hum
little Bowdo don't play on, for others which to take your place you know.
AH hum Ah hum Ah hum
So sorry Mr Spuddy I don't make mistakes you know
Ah hum Ah hum Ah hum
I have to see if the fans are looking at me

Ah hum Ah hum Ah hum
Oh little Bowdo your so good you'll never be dropped from this team you know
Ah hum Ah hum Ah hum
So sorry Mr Spuddy for your so big and nice to me
Ah hum Ah hum Ah hum

 

[g0tigers]

Funny stuff JohnF

 

[Rosy]

Yeah very funny stuff. You guys should send these to the club to publish in the next Fighting Tiger.
I'd like to see that. ;D

 

[smasha]

ROFLMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[JohnF]

Zacs56, funny stuff! Little Bowdo, Mr Spuddy, LMAO!!!