Flamin opposition get up ya nose?Ya feel the same as Bush wantin to smack out Nth Korea with a couple of well aimed happy holiday skyrockets?
Ya feel the same as Jonathan Brown desperately seeking audience with Acker for right of reply?
Or wishing you were Mal Brown sorting out the Carr brothers?
Well,my favourite past=time is comin up with nicknames for the various clubs.......In its erudite way....It certainly takes the effluent outta the opposition and opposition suppporters!
Here goes.....
Brisbane Lions.....Brispain Liars,Lie-ons,
Port Adelaide.......*smile*-port,
West Coast.........Seagulls,wet toast,
Fremantle............Shockers,Frockers,Fridgemantle,anchor wannkers
Adelaide..............Crows(say no more)Ravens,crow-eating sparrows.....
Sydney................Swannieuglyducklings,galahs,
Collingwood........Scumwood,Eddiewood,maggotpies,
Carlton................Blue-scum,Carlscum,silver-tailed gender challengers
essendon............Bummers.wayward cessnas,kites,dud kites
Kangaroos..........Bilbys,kangarooted
Saint kilda...........Aints,mentally challenged angels
Hawthorn..............Whorethorn,whorecks,owls,orks
Western Bulldogs...Doggies,chiuauas,piggy pups,
Geelong..............Pussycatkitties,pussys,cutiekitties,puspuspus(meow)
Richmond............b!tchmond,b!tchmoan,tiggies
Melbourne..........Imps,dirty-devils,beelzibubbles......
Feel free to add on any others yous may have heard of!Cheers!