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zippadeee

Tiger Legend
Oct 8, 2004
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Tonight's gem from Jono Brown:

Healy: The Lions went out in straight sets last year
Brown: I see that as a positive Gerard

FFS, apparently getting rolled by 8 goals at home and then losing again at home to GWS is a positive. :rolleyes:

Healy 'its Richmond's premiership to lose"

Healy to Lyon 'so who wins?"
Lyon struggles to say it, hesitates 'can't go past Richmond"

Hutchy 'Richmond on field have been strong, but off field they have had there issues, these issue's will cause cracks to appear in the finals'
Caro 'Graig are you saying Richmond's off field issues will pop up and cause them issues?"
Lyold 'that won't bother them, there form has been getting better every week"
Subject changed....
 
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zippadeee

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How happy does Healy get when its time to speak about WC?
They spent the entire segment talking about how to stop us.
They found 2 stats that we aren't good at and both Healy and Brown blew in there pants in excitement, they found a weakness in our game.
Not once did they highlight any of our players, not once did they mention the form is of these 4 kids Balta, Baker, Bolton and Graham.
They refused to mention the different options in the forward line.

It's better for my health, i stop watching these bias shows.
 
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waiting

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Apr 15, 2007
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How happy does Healy get when its time to speak about WC?
They spent the entire segment talking about how to stop us.
They found 2 stats that we aren't good at and both Healy and Brown blew in there pants in excitement, they found a weakness in our game.
Not once did they highlight any of our players, not once did they mention the form is of these 4 kids Balta, Baker, Bolton and Graham.
They refused to mention the different options in the forward line.

It's better for my health, i stop watching these bias shows.
Stay away Zips.
I do..
Follow my lead.
 
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Quickdraw

End of the drought
Jun 8, 2013
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I get some perverse enjoyment from reading this thread, usually on Tuesday morning. Posters getting all wound up and frustrated by what a bunch of numpty clowns have to say on the idiot box the night before. :)

Waiting is spot on. Turn that sh!t off.
 
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hutstar

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I get some perverse enjoyment from reading this thread, usually on Tuesday morning. Posters getting all wound up and frustrated by what a bunch of numpty clowns have to say on the idiot box the night before. :)

Waiting is spot on. Turn that sh!t off.
Or watch it but appreciate that "Richmond are still really good" doesn't make for compelling television - unless you're a Richmond supporter. I think for the most part at least some commentators do a pretty good job of being somewhat objective. It's worth remembering they're past players - they probably *smile* hate Richmond. It makes it even better when they have to concede reality.
 
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ToraToraTora

Two outta three ain't bad.
Mar 21, 2005
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It was truly pathetic. I thought their try hard tactical analysis was also a fizzer. But yeah, the How to Beat Richmond Show is gonna roll on unabated.
 
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zippadeee

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Oct 8, 2004
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Stay away Zips.
I do..
Follow my lead.

I can't, not when were so good.
The sooking, the excuse's,
They can not believe we are on the verge of 3 flags in 4 years.
They cannot believe it,
They don't wantto believe it,
And this is the result.
 
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zippadeee

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Oct 8, 2004
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Stay away Zips.
I do..
Follow my lead.

Why do they constantly bang on about Footscary's win in 2016 and WC win in 2018, but brush aside 2017 and 2019?

Whately said last night the 2016 finals Series was great.
Did he miss the 100000 at the Geelong and GWS finals in 17.
He must love 67,000 crowds more
 
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Coburgtiger

Tiger Champion
May 7, 2012
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Healy 'its Richmond's premiership to lose"

Healy to Lyon 'so who wins?"
Lyon struggles to say it, hesitates 'can't go past Richmond"

Hutchy 'Richmond on field have been strong, but off field they have had there issues, these issue's will cause cracks to appear in the finals'
Caro 'Graig are you saying Richmond's off field issues will pop up and cause them issues?"
Lyold 'that won't bother them, there form has been getting better every week"
Subject changed....

I love the narrative that off field cracks have started to appear.

Basically, Covid appeared.

These are the off field issues that have happened to Richmond.

1. Cotchin's wife went to a beauty salon
2. Two 20 yo players went to get a kebab
3. Some mates bum patted each other after a game.
 
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Rancey18

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Mar 15, 2014
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I love the narrative that off field cracks have started to appear.

Basically, Covid appeared.

These are the off field issues that have happened to Richmond.

1. Cotchin's wife went to a beauty salon
2. Two 20 yo players went to get a kebab
3. Some mates bum patted each other after a game.
All three things would happen weekly for any sporting team that I have been involved in.
 

Harry

Tiger Legend
Mar 2, 2003
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I love the narrative that off field cracks have started to appear.

Basically, Covid appeared.

These are the off field issues that have happened to Richmond.

1. Cotchin's wife went to a beauty salon
2. Two 20 yo players went to get a kebab
3. Some mates bum patted each other after a game.
The only crack I can see there is Chols
 
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AngryAnt

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Nov 25, 2004
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I get some perverse enjoyment from reading this thread, usually on Tuesday morning. Posters getting all wound up and frustrated by what a bunch of numpty clowns have to say on the idiot box the night before. :)

Waiting is spot on. Turn that sh!t off.

If they did that they'd have nothing to complain about.
 
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zippadeee

Tiger Legend
Oct 8, 2004
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I love the narrative that off field cracks have started to appear.

Basically, Covid appeared.

These are the off field issues that have happened to Richmond.

1. Cotchin's wife went to a beauty salon
2. Two 20 yo players went to get a kebab
3. Some mates bum patted each other after a game.

Call the FBI
 

Jonesracing82

Tiger Champion
Sep 30, 2011
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Healy 'its Richmond's premiership to lose"

Healy to Lyon 'so who wins?"
Lyon struggles to say it, hesitates 'can't go past Richmond"

Hutchy 'Richmond on field have been strong, but off field they have had there issues, these issue's will cause cracks to appear in the finals'
Caro 'Graig are you saying Richmond's off field issues will pop up and cause them issues?"
Lyold 'that won't bother them, there form has been getting better every week"
Subject changed....
See Lyon thump the Couch when he had to tip us?
 
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Legends of 2017

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 24, 2005
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I love the narrative that off field cracks have started to appear.

Basically, Covid appeared.

These are the off field issues that have happened to Richmond.

1. Cotchin's wife went to a beauty salon
2. Two 20 yo players went to get a kebab
3. Some mates bum patted each other after a game.
Those would have destroyed other clubs
 
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craig

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Aug 19, 2004
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They'll be wetting themselves with excitement on there now Tommy is out.

The Pro Bears anti Richmond barracking this week will be nauseating in the media.

If we can put the Bears away with some authority san's Lynch its gonna somewhat take the wind out of the rest I reckon, and nigh on break the Bears.
 
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kyuss

Tiger Superstar
May 13, 2012
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I love the narrative that off field cracks have started to appear.

Basically, Covid appeared.

These are the off field issues that have happened to Richmond.

1. Cotchin's wife went to a beauty salon
2. Two 20 yo players went to get a kebab
3. Some mates bum patted each other after a game.

Don't forget Dimma calling out the horse on tactics that are completely undermining what the AFL is trying to achieve.