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Parody - Piano Man

RFC not KFC

Tiger Superstar
May 2, 2003
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Inspired by Tiga and John F. apologies to Billie Joel.

It's 10 past 2 on a Saturday,
the Richmond crowd shuffles in.
There's an opposition fan sitting next to me,
Who knows our coach will make him grin.
He says: "Son can your team play football,
I’m pretty sure that they blow.
They’re sad in defeat
And cannot compete
Even when playing the average Joes"

Now Beck in recruiting he's a filthy swine,
he gets duds with pick number 3.
And he’ll find a hack,
To play at half back
but it’s not his fault that he cant see.
He says: "Danny I believe in Kane Pettifer"
as a smile spread over his face,
"But I'm sure that I could be a pick another star,
if I could get Coughlan replaced!"

Now Spud he’s not a coaches arse,
So the Tigers appoint him for life.
And he’s coaching so badly
It has to end sadly,
My God the Tigers are in strife.
And the players are practicing tiddlwinks,
Instead of the skills they should hone.
Yes they're aware that their coach stinks,
But they’re used to hearing us groan.

It's a pretty good crowd for Richmond match,
the fans have been staying at home.
'Cause the know that Frawley
wont play Shultzee,
and probably wont for a while.

On the scoreboard it looks like a massacre,
And the crowd does nothing but jeer.
And they sit in the stands
With their heads in their hands,
and say: "Hurry up and sack Frawley?"

Face facts Spud you’re the dud man,
Resign and make things right
Well we’re all in the mood for some changes,
Gee Terry Wallace looks alright
 

JohnF

LMFAOOO
Mar 29, 2003
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RFC not KFC, CMAOOOO (crying my ass off)! :'(

A truly depressing song done justice with an anti-tribute to spud and beck.
 

tiga

New RFC fitness regime under Wallace
Apr 28, 2003
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Blue Mountains NSW
ROFLMAOO. Brilliant stuff RFC! ;D Maybe You, Me and JF should go on tour like the "scared weird little guys".
We could call ourselves "the Angry, Disillusioned Tiger Fans" ;D
 

RFC not KFC

Tiger Superstar
May 2, 2003
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Perhaps the Tigers would like us to do a couple of numbers at the Jack Dyer Medal presentation.
 

gustiger12

Its Tiger Time
Jan 22, 2003
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Colonel Sander take a bow. One of the funniest I have seen in a long time. Helped by the fact that I actually knew the song.

Love to hear that one performed at the Jack DYER presentations. Would bring the house down.