Inspired by Tiga and John F. apologies to Billie Joel.
It's 10 past 2 on a Saturday,
the Richmond crowd shuffles in.
There's an opposition fan sitting next to me,
Who knows our coach will make him grin.
He says: "Son can your team play football,
I’m pretty sure that they blow.
They’re sad in defeat
And cannot compete
Even when playing the average Joes"
Now Beck in recruiting he's a filthy swine,
he gets duds with pick number 3.
And he’ll find a hack,
To play at half back
but it’s not his fault that he cant see.
He says: "Danny I believe in Kane Pettifer"
as a smile spread over his face,
"But I'm sure that I could be a pick another star,
if I could get Coughlan replaced!"
Now Spud he’s not a coaches arse,
So the Tigers appoint him for life.
And he’s coaching so badly
It has to end sadly,
My God the Tigers are in strife.
And the players are practicing tiddlwinks,
Instead of the skills they should hone.
Yes they're aware that their coach stinks,
But they’re used to hearing us groan.
It's a pretty good crowd for Richmond match,
the fans have been staying at home.
'Cause the know that Frawley
wont play Shultzee,
and probably wont for a while.
On the scoreboard it looks like a massacre,
And the crowd does nothing but jeer.
And they sit in the stands
With their heads in their hands,
and say: "Hurry up and sack Frawley?"
Face facts Spud you’re the dud man,
Resign and make things right
Well we’re all in the mood for some changes,
Gee Terry Wallace looks alright
It's 10 past 2 on a Saturday,
the Richmond crowd shuffles in.
There's an opposition fan sitting next to me,
Who knows our coach will make him grin.
He says: "Son can your team play football,
I’m pretty sure that they blow.
They’re sad in defeat
And cannot compete
Even when playing the average Joes"
Now Beck in recruiting he's a filthy swine,
he gets duds with pick number 3.
And he’ll find a hack,
To play at half back
but it’s not his fault that he cant see.
He says: "Danny I believe in Kane Pettifer"
as a smile spread over his face,
"But I'm sure that I could be a pick another star,
if I could get Coughlan replaced!"
Now Spud he’s not a coaches arse,
So the Tigers appoint him for life.
And he’s coaching so badly
It has to end sadly,
My God the Tigers are in strife.
And the players are practicing tiddlwinks,
Instead of the skills they should hone.
Yes they're aware that their coach stinks,
But they’re used to hearing us groan.
It's a pretty good crowd for Richmond match,
the fans have been staying at home.
'Cause the know that Frawley
wont play Shultzee,
and probably wont for a while.
On the scoreboard it looks like a massacre,
And the crowd does nothing but jeer.
And they sit in the stands
With their heads in their hands,
and say: "Hurry up and sack Frawley?"
Face facts Spud you’re the dud man,
Resign and make things right
Well we’re all in the mood for some changes,
Gee Terry Wallace looks alright