Personal Items Lost at the MCG Today - Please Help!

[Skills]

The CSIRO have just announced, both testicles were safely found; Dr Malthouse (Head of the Testicle Forensic Dept.) said, "Whilst we are relieved both testicles were found, some damage was highlighted". "With 65,000 people at the MCG, it appears both testicles may have been squished & squashed soon after the final siren"

how would they reinsert them into their correct place in the scrotum?

as we speak, doctors at the CSIRO are inserting a rod to place them back in there correct position.

 

[Curtiger]

how would they reinsert them into their correct place in the scrotum?

as we speak, doctors at the CSIRO are inserting a rod to place them back in there correct position.

He'll be rapt about that.

 

[Rayzorwire]

The CSIRO have just announced, both testicles were safely found; Dr Malthouse (Head of the Testicle Forensic Dept.) said, "Whilst we are relieved both testicles were found, some damage was highlighted". "With 65,000 people at the MCG, it appears both testicles may have been squished & squashed soon after the final siren"

The folks in the Animal Husbandry/Vet. Science section of the CSIRO are true professionals...may have also called on the expertise of a soil scientist who specialises in exotic micro-organisms to do the pre-op work.

 

[Rockster]

Let me just say skills that the doctors have NO CHANCE of inserting that rod succesfully ... thats  NO CHANCE .... i can spell it out for you if you want N O  C H A N C E , seems to me Tarrant will be testicle less for the rest of his natural life !

 

[Hayfever]

Wayne Rooney board?  :don't know

 

[MackTiger]

I'm not going to beat up on the pies.......

The Tigers did that yesterday..........

I am rejoicing

 

[Mr Brightside]

Hey GPB after watchin the replay last night I thought it very kind of you to be letting Taz know were his balls were I could clearly see you say "theres your balls Tazza" ;D :hihiBeautiful work as always GPB did you actually sit in your seat at all ;D

 

[hanshin]

GPB you have it all wrong.Praise Tarrant up as much as you can.Even SMS Malthouse on what a great player they have in Tarrant.
Because while they have Tarrant the Pies will never win a Flag

Chris Tarrant and David Beckham have something in common.
While they play, there will never be a flag for the wobblers or a world cup for england.

 

[zacs56]

The CSIRO have just announced, both testicles were safely found; Dr Malthouse (Head of the Testicle Forensic Dept.) said, "Whilst we are relieved both testicles were found, some damage was highlighted". "With 65,000 people at the MCG, it appears both testicles may have been squished & squashed soon after the final siren"

The folks in the Animal Husbandry/Vet. Science section of the CSIRO are true professionals...may have also called on the expertise of a soil scientist who specialises in exotic micro-organisms to do the pre-op work.

Now i know why why the Vet wanted to keep the ones, we had had removed from our three male bockers last week . (bockers= Boxer dogs )