Phuilsters effort at a song.....

[Philster]

After the crap email song I received from a Coll loser mate of mine I knocked this up and sent it too him...whatdya think...

To the tune of Tigerland...


Oh we got Benny boy,
Eddie is spewing,
We got Benny boy,
In any weather you will see him with a grin,
Ed's grown another chin,
His pubs and clubs are up the spout,
And soon he'll be rattlin' tins,
Oh we got Benny boy,
All women at other Clubs wish they had him too,
They would love him we know,
And soon he's on show,
Not at your team,
But, YELLOW and BLACK,
He's at TIGERLAND.....................

 

[Freezer]

Not bad at all, "Phuilster".

 

[deledio3]

Stick that in every other team's pipe and make 'em smoke it. :clap :clap :clap

 

[B1 and B2]

PERFECT!!!

Copy, Paste & Sent. To all Collingspew supporters l know.

Thanks Philster.

Said B2

 

[Rosy]

Very good Philster. :devilangel

 

[Dyer Disciple]

Was going great till "Not at your team" doesn't work. Must be tone deaf posters on here.

Just kidding, someone had to play Red...(NOT that Red, I mean Red Symons).

Good post Philster.

Do you do requests? Can we have an Essendon one? ;D

 

[jbprophoto]

Great tune Philster, aleady emailed out to 50 people to spread the word!

 

[grumpytiger]

Here's my lame effort...

Oh down at tigerland
the cuz is soaring
down at tigerland
the fans are roaring
and you will not see a frown
cos benny's come to town
watch maggies cry as he weaves by
to honour richo's shouts
oh down at tigerland
the giant's stirring and our rivals watch in mis-e-ry
with cotch and de-led-io,
too strong and fast for our foes
oh yeah at tigerland
We're Yellow and back
(in town) at tigerland

 

[HeadandShin]

Without denigrating Philster's effort (which is great - love the chins and tins!), we could agree a "definitive" song based on collective PRE wit, to circulate.

 

[Tiges67]

Have cut and paste both and sent back to the collingwood supporter who sent me that text yesterday! >

 

[grumpytiger]

Or...

oh ben's at tigerland
not at moorabbin,
lexus nor ga-bba
cos ben's a tiger
and you'll see him in the packs,
up forward or down back
he'll get it out, he'll kick it straight
to richo, mitch or jack

cos ben's at tigerland
so up yours eddie and your useless bunch of hacks!
cos first you lost all that dough
then sacked your cheersquad and so
all you will hear is ... YELLOW AND BLACK
at the MCG

This is fun!

 

[HeadandShin]

Oh we're from Tigerland
And we've got Benny
We're from Tigerland
So stuff you Eddie

(Don't care what comes after that!)

 

[ronnit]

you can stick it up your arse
our team is full of class

 

[Dyer Disciple]

Some great tiger spirit in here. :hihi

 

[ronnit]

that doesnt fit.....

 

[Willo]

While the "Tiges" keep banging in the goals
Eddie will take up playing lawn bowls