PRE related song lyrics

[Crystal]

Jukebox, Bubbles, evo, Ridley, Crystal, CC Tiger, and a number of others have all PM’ed Dr. Redford on several occassions reagrding their hemorrhoids.

No baby, I asked "is my hem alright?" :hihi

Outstanding lyics Red Symonds! Take a bow. :clap :clap :clap

 

[Redford]

Jukebox, Bubbles, evo, Ridley, Crystal, CC Tiger, and a number of others have all PM’ed Dr. Redford on several occassions reagrding their hemorrhoids.

No baby, I asked "is my hem alright?"  :hihi

I thought I told you it could be shorter ?

 

[Crystal]

I thought I told you it could be shorter ?

Yes and I'm glad you take such an optimistic view of yourself Red. Don't worry, size doesn't really matter. :hihi

 

[tigericho]

Ol' Rosie- John Swan

I've been told there's no use in trying
When it comes there's nouse denying
You can't run, there's nowhere to hide
Chase Yourself and your feelings inside.

Chorus
Here she comes Ol' Rosie
Here she comes my Girl
Here she comes Ol' Rosie

I didn't know if I was coming or going
I got a shock, there was no way of knowing
What can I say, what's a poor boy to do
Don't talk to me or she'll be coming after you

Chorus
Here she comes Ol' Rosie
Here she comes my Girl
Here she comes Ol' Rosie

I touched her hand and I was shattered
I couldn't move, it didn't matter
I looked around and there was no one in sight
My head was spinning as we wandered thru the night

Chorus
Here she comes Ol' Rosie
Here she comes my Girl
Here she comes Ol' Rosie

Sung by Swanee, Jimmy Barnes half brother.

 

[dcstar]

Hmmmm………

I have decided that it is high time that PRE had its own theme song. All the clubs have one, so why not us ?

I have penned the following, to the tune of AC/DC’s T.N.T.
.......
'Cause I'm P.R.E. I'm dynamite
P.R.E. and I'll win the fight
P.R.E. I'm a boofhead load
P.R.E. watch my head explooooooooooooode !!!


Whaddya’ think ?

How about:

'Cause I'm on P.R.E., I'm always right
P.R.E. the source of light
P.R.E. where opinons flow
P.R.E. watch my screen explooooooooooooode !!!

 

[geoffryprettyboy]

For all you Thin Lizzy fans out there;

Rosalie

She’s quite a mediator
A smoother operator you will never see
Said see you later
You know one day I disobeyed her openly

She knows music
I know music too, you see
She’s got the power
The teen queen, rosalie

She’s got the pleasure
Comes from all the cornerstones of the world
She’s so fantastic
She’s everybody’s favorite little record girl

She knows music
I know music too, you see
She’s got the power
I got the power, rosalie

Rosalie
Rosalie
Rosalie
Rosalie

Down on me, rosalie
Shine on me will you please

Well chattanooga, lacooda, baooga loosa
You can hear her fine
She makes the choices
Then you’d best be smiling when it’s losing time

She knows music
I know music too, you see
She’s got the power
She is a tower, rosalie

Rosalie
Rosalie
Rosalie
Rosalie

 

[tiggytam]

Gee you're a popular woman Rosy, pity the diamondmeister couldn't spell your name

CRACKLIN’ ROSIE

AAAH….CRACKLIN’ ROSIE GET ON BOARD
WE’RE GONNA RIDE ‘TIL THERE AINT NO MORE TO GO
TAKING IT SLOW
LORD DON’T YOU KNOW
I'LL HAVE ME A TIME WITH A POOR MAN’S LADY
HITCHIN’ ON A TWILIGHT TRAIN
AINT NOTHING HERE THAT I CARE TO TAKE ALONG
MAYBE A SONG
TO SING WHEN I WANT
NO NEED TO SAY PLEASE TO NO MAN FOR A HAPPY TUNE

OH I LOVE MY ROSIE CHILD
YOU GOT THE WAY TO MAKE ME HAPPY
YOU AND ME WILL GO IN STYLE
CRACKLIN’ ROSE YOU’RE A STORE BOUGHT WOMAN
BUT YOU MAKE ME SING LIKE A GUITAR HUMMIN’
SO HANG ON TO ME GIRL OUR SONG KEEPS RUNNING ON

PLAY IT NOW….PLAY IT NOW
PLAY IT NOW MY BABY

CRACKLIN’ ROSIE MAKE ME A SMILE
GIRL IF IT LASTS FOR AN HOUR
WELL THAT’S ALRIGHT
‘COS WE’VE GOT ALL NIGHT
TO SET THE WORLD RIGHT
FIND US A DREAM THAT DON'T ASK NO QUESTIONS, YEAH

CHORUS

OH I LOVE MY ROSIE CHILD;
YOU GOT THE WAY TO MAKE ME HAPPY
YOU AND ME WE GO IN STYLE
CRACKLIN ROSE YOU'RE A STORE BOUGHT WOMAN
BUT YOU MAKE ME SING LIKE A GUITAR HUMMIN'
SO HANG ON TO ME GIRL OUR SONG KEEPS RUNNING ON
PLAY IT NOW, PLAY IT NOW, PLAY IT NOW MY BABY
CRACKLIN’ ROSIE MAKE ME A SMILE
GIRL IF IT LASTS FOR AN HOUR
WELL THAT’S ALRIGHT
‘COS WE’VE GOT ALL NIGHT
TO SET THE WORLD RIGHT
FIND US A DREAM THAT DON’T ASK NO QUESTIONS-YEAH

 

[Crystal]

How about we dedicate this Queen inspired version to all our respective partners. >

Oh yes I’m a great PRE-ender (ooh ooh)
PRE-ending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I PRE-end too much
But baby there's no need to yell. :'(

 

[tigericho]

How about we dedicate this Queen inspired version to all our respective partners. >

Oh yes I’m a great PRE-ender (ooh ooh)
PRE-ending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I PRE-end too much
But baby there's no need to yell. :'(

Queen inspired?? Elizabeth the Second or Julian Clary

 

[Crystal]

How about we dedicate this Queen inspired version to all our respective partners. >

Oh yes I’m a great PRE-ender (ooh ooh)
PRE-ending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I PRE-end too much
But baby there's no need to yell. :'(

Queen inspired?? Elizabeth the Second or Julian Clary

Dunno Richo. Can't really tell 'em apart. :-\

 

[Tigers of Old]

Found this little beauty by a band called of all things....

CLAW BOYS CLAW ;D

Rosie

Rainbow child, I used to call her name a lot when love was doing well
We have start to call of you away from me but most of all yourself

Got what you're looking for, waving bye to the poor
Got what you're gazing at, understanding and respect
Oh Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made
Oh yeah Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made

Rainbow star, oh you fly too high, above our heads just held by a string
Look how Rose cause the fall is coming, your shadow tells the state you're in

Got what you're looking for, waving bye to the poor
Got what you're gazing at, understanding and respect
Oh Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made
Oh yeah Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made

Got what you're looking for, waving bye to the poor
Tell me, girl, what is it like to be a goddess overnight, yeah
What do you fear the most: suicide or local dope
Oh Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made
Oh Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made
Oh Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made
Oh Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made
Oh yeah Rosie, got it made, got it made, got it made, got it made

:hihi

 

[tommystigers]

Ok here's a piece by a band called The Jordans ( The album launch was at Club Central, Richmond!)

THE CAPTAIN - In honour of Captain Johnno To Madcow etc.
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the captain’s been protecting me from rain again,
this happens every time that it rains
i hold him up above me like a shield of love,
he covers me there’s no need to explain

and it’s all i need or want,
i need him or i don’t
there’s no in-between i feel
- that’s the deal

they say that sunshine will return to where we live,
i’ll believe it when i see it once again
in the meantime when the clouds come by to rain on me,
the captain keeps me dry ‘cos he’s my friend

and it’s such a simple plan,
when i need him he’s my man
protection in my hand
there’s no need for words i feel - that’s the deal