Pretty boy bachelor-Cleo's top 50

[Opulentus Tigris]

Chicks with fat guts wearing short mid-riff tops. Yuuuuuck.

Nothing worse than a "gunt" :hihi

 

[premiers2011]

The DDT profile.

Age - 39

Occupation - Unemployed grad student

Nickname - Stewey

Starsign - Sagitarian

I am happy

Woke up today and had oatmeal for breakfast

I am always asked what am I talking about.

I dont need pick up lines .................... I need a psych degree to figure out how they work.

Best hangover cure is ..... sleep, Berocca and a cold water swim

Guilty pleasure ................... Spag bol.

First Kiss - year 6.

Female fashion trend i hate ... those tatts just above the butt.

What gets me most fired up...... Planet, wildlife, environment and child abuse.

My biggest fear is .... Fossil fuel producers will hold up the hybrid car in Australia


Fast 5


Bush or Bare ................. Bush (i don't shave down there so I don't expect anyone else to)

G or full ............... G strings but it isn't a big issue for me

Boobs or butt ...................I prefer them to have both

Bar club, pub .................Bar

Talk, FB or text ..............Talking

I hope if you have kids you don't take them to the footy.

Someone saw my kids and I coming home from the footy last Friday night and reportd me to Social Services. ;D

 

[AstuteTiger]

And for those who missed it heres Craigybabes profile.



Age - 34

Occupation - F 18 pilot

Nickname - Maverick

Starsign - Aquarius


I am amazing!!

Woke up today had a macchiato and a ciggie for brekky.

I am always asked how i am so handsome.

I dont need pick up lines .................... i need a stick to beat off numerous female suitors.

Best hangover cure is hair of the dog.

Guilty pleasure ................... I do what i like ........ stupid question im not a woman.

First Kiss - Grade 4 her name was Shavaunne.

Female fashion trend i hate, Granny Knickers and leopard print pants.

What gets me most fired up...... Feral flowersniffers and their doyens of mediocrity Wallace and Mullet, and at least a 3rd of the duds on the tigers list.

My biggest fear is Schulz, Hyde, Pettifer, TIvendale, Tuck and Moore at the club in 2 years time amongst others.


Fast 5


Bush or Bare ................. Bare baby .

G or full ............... G strings most definately ....... granny knickers are outlawed.

Boobs or butt ...................Butt

Bar club, pub .................Pub

Talking thanx.


At a strapping 6'4 compared to that runt Raines hes got no hope.

Vintage, craigyboy!

 

[HeadandShin]

The DDT profile.


Bush or Bare ................. Bush (i don't shave down there so I don't expect anyone else to)

It's actually waxing rather than shaving, but thanks, DDT, for confirming that not all men expect women to regularly torture themselves (go on, think about it - if you can) in order to look like an 8 year old.

And "Gee, thanks sisters!" award to Cleo for encouraging that attitude in men.

Also, interesting that many PRE blokes think the whole Matrix Men/male grooming thing makes our lads seem a bit unmanly, but are still keen on the "unwomanly" option, as chosen by A Raines and others above.

HnS

 

[Harry]

Hopefully, for his sake, he can win this because it's gonna be a sad year for Andrew struggling at Coburg.

 

[chislop]

Hopefully, for his sake, he can win this because it's gonna be a sad year for Andrew struggling at Coburg.

Put my mind at ease Harry...does that um...person in your avatar really look like that or is it courtesy of some clever digital manipulation? (Actually I've heard stories about what steroid use can do to digital manipulation but that's another story).

 

[Harry]

It's Muscles McGuane. The club has been hiding him (hence the closed training sessions and McGuane's absence from the NAB Cup) and are gonna unveil him this Sunday at the Family day.

 

[Streak]

It's Muscles McGuane. The club has been hiding him (hence the closed training sessions and McGuane's absence from the NAB Cup) and are gonna unveil him this Sunday at the Family day.

Looks to me like he is looking for the emergency pressure release valve.

 

[Rosy]

It's actually waxing rather than shaving, but thanks, DDT, for confirming that not all men expect women to regularly torture themselves (go on, think about it - if you can) in order to look like an 8 year old.

And "Gee, thanks sisters!" award to Cleo for encouraging that attitude in men.

Also, interesting that many PRE blokes think the whole Matrix Men/male grooming thing makes our lads seem a bit unmanly, but are still keen on the "unwomanly" option, as chosen by A Raines and others above.

HnS

Good post HnS. :clap

I thought I'd only quoted Rainseyes q&a's not the Fast 5 which I thought at the time was probably a bit too much into to post here.

 

[jimbler]

Now we know why he avoided any form of contact in '07. He wanted to look pretty for this contest. :clap

 

[jimbler]

I wish to add that my other female fashion statement that grates me is those stupid houla hoop sized ear rings that females wear these days, they look like they should have a budgie swinging in em. 8)

I thought they went out of fashion in the 80's?