He probably said to his wife
"Darling, the AFL have given me the grand final.
There will be no rayning in. With an international audience of 100 million to watch lil ray strut his stuff. Hopefully the players don't interrupt his performance too much.
No doubt he'll be onstage after the game singing "what about me"
I can almost imagine the conversation between Razor Ray and his wife when he got home after hearing he had the gig.
RR: "Darling, i've sold out the Grand Final! Hmmmm i can't wait to run out there waving my arms around taking in the crowd, all there to watch me"!
Mrs Chaimberpot: I don't think they are there to watch you!
RR: Of course they are darling, they love me!
Mrs Chaimberpot: Nobody loves you.
RR: You do!
Mrs Chaimberpot: No i don't
RR: Of course you do, why else would you marry me!
Mrs Chaimberpot: Because i love fishing and you've got worms you stupid little flog!