Reflections on Bears

[Roar34]

GONNA BE A BEAR​

In this life I am a woman. In my next life I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate.
You do nothing for six months.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!

When you’re a girl bear, you birth you babies [who are the size of a walnut] while you’re sleeping
and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs.
I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT!

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!

If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

. . . . YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!

 

[Curtiger]

No expectation, little responsibility and great hours.

I'm already converted. Roar, surely you could be grizzle in the off season. I'll wake you for the footy season.

Any other takers?

Curtis :blah

 

[Roar34]

I meant to add a rider before I posted the above that it was in no way meant to be a criticism upon your good self, Curtley.

Actually, I think you came out of it pretty well - what was it "cute, cuddly"?

You'll have all the young femme bears growling to shake your tree!   :rofl

 

[Curtiger]

The bearettes lov it, Roar. But we won't go into my non-cute side...

So what do you make of my name change proposal, Roar. I'd love it if you'd join our clan.

Pwease... :

Curtis :nopity

 

[Roar34]

What clan is that, Curtis? The Cave Bears?

 

[Curtiger]

Quit putting words in my mouth, Roar!

You gunna be a bear, or ain't ya?

 

[Roar34]

Ok, ok, already - guess I can bearly Roar [little bear joke there, heh, heh].

So do we have to swear allegiance, or sumfink? or just swear? I know some good swear words like bum and bloody and bugger off and, and, and . . .