Round 1 vs Carlton

[cmarkidis]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.

backs/ chris as loose as they come newman, will one dimensional undersized thursfield. jake the vfl standard small king.

h b/ luke the undersized cant kick mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank moore. jordy the softest player ive seen mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy kick tuck. richie the underachiever tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king moron. jack the lone hand riewoldt. trent no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else hughes, ben the well we wont go there cousins

foll/ simmo the only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege deledio. nathan the heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the hack pattison. adam because we traded for him thomson. joel the most overrated bowden. kane the way past it johnson.

emg/ daniel terrys favorite jackson. jay the dud schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dud i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly worthy players.

It's one of two things claw, either your fishing again, or you're an even bigger complete and utter twerp than I already think you are.

 

[bullus_hit]

"Mitch Moron" the new posterboy for all those intellectually challenged posters

 

[TigerMasochist]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.

backs/ chris as loose as they come newman, will one dimensional undersized thursfield. jake the vfl standard small king.

h b/ luke the undersized cant kick mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank moore. jordy the softest player ive seen mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy kick tuck. richie the underachiever tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king moron. jack the lone hand riewoldt. trent no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else hughes, ben the well we wont go there cousins

foll/ simmo the only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege deledio. nathan the heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the hack pattison. adam because we traded for him thomson. joel the most overrated bowden. kane the way past it johnson.

emg/ daniel terrys favorite jackson. jay the dud schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dud i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly worthy players.

Haarrrrgh! Haarrrgh! Haarrrgh! Clawsy musta got a knockback off the cook tonight.
Never have I seen him so mean, miserable and disenchanted with our team or coach and we're still months away from the season starting.

Washa washa washa scrub it till its shiny. :rotfl :rotfl :ner :angel:

 

[Roar Fury]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.

backs/ chris as loose as they come newman, will one dimensional undersized thursfield. jake the vfl standard small king.

h b/ luke the undersized cant kick mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank moore. jordy the softest player ive seen mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy kick tuck. richie the underachiever tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king moron. jack the lone hand riewoldt. trent no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else hughes, ben the well we wont go there cousins

foll/ simmo the only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege deledio. nathan the heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the hack pattison. adam because we traded for him thomson. joel the most overrated bowden. kane the way past it johnson.

emg/ daniel terrys favorite jackson. jay the dud schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dud i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly worthy players.

The... the typical darksider... Claw,

dont forget to take your pills next time before you post.... it will surely lead to more dribble (refer above)

 

[lamb22]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.

backs/ chris as loose as they come newman, will one dimensional undersized thursfield. jake the vfl standard small king.

h b/ luke the undersized cant kick mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank moore. jordy the softest player ive seen mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy kick tuck. richie the underachiever tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king moron. jack the lone hand riewoldt. trent no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else hughes, ben the well we wont go there cousins

foll/ simmo the only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege deledio. nathan the heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the hack pattison. adam because we traded for him thomson. joel the most overrated bowden. kane the way past it johnson.

emg/ daniel terrys favorite jackson. jay the dud schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dud i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly worthy players.

I know its probably just me but your post does appear to be overly concentrating on the negatives.

And BTW good key position defenders are good key position defenders even if they are not fat, slow or unco-ordinated like Travis Gaspar or Jamie Graham.

And for good measure I'd still take Mitch Moron over those slow jelly bellies Sampi & Humm you were keen to offload on the tiges!! Haaaahhh sigh haahhhhhh ....I am still laughing at those gems. :rofl :rofl :hihi

 

[lamb22]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.backs/ chris as loose brave as they come newman, will one dimensional undersizedsingle minded thursfield. jake the vfl standard small plays beyond his size king.h b/ luke the undersized cant kickgreat handballer mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank can play anywhere moore. jordy the softest player ive seen will of the wisp mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy great kick at goal tuck. richie the underachiever potential tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king morton. jack the lone hand ranger riewoldt. trent needs no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no need to have a defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else unique hughes, ben the well we wont go there say no more cousins

foll/ simmo the one and only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege warrior deledio. nathan the rightly heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the shack pattison. adam because we traded for love him thomson. joel the mostly overrated bowden . kane the way way way past it johnson. Sorry ran out of happy pills

emg/ daniel terrys favorite teamman jackson. jay the dud man schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dude i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly and worthy players.

Anti depressive translation above.

PS the above translation makes no sense without medication. Please do not read if sane!

 

[Tango]

claw dont know why you keep posting and dont know why you follow richmond
i like many others on this site and credible sources and judges in the media think the tiges will be competetive
thats all ive ever asked for is my team to be competetive have a crack and win more games than we lose
any more is a bonus, and one that bonus may just come sooner than you think

 

[Tigers of Old]

I know its probably just me but your post does appear to be overly concentrating on the negatives.

:cutelaugh

 

[scottyturnerscurse]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.

backs/ chris as loose as they come newman, will one dimensional undersized thursfield. jake the vfl standard small king.

h b/ luke the undersized cant kick mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank moore. jordy the softest player ive seen mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy kick tuck. richie the underachiever tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king moron. jack the lone hand riewoldt. trent no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else hughes, ben the well we wont go there cousins

foll/ simmo the only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege deledio. nathan the heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the hack pattison. adam because we traded for him thomson. joel the most overrated bowden. kane the way past it johnson.

emg/ daniel terrys favorite jackson. jay the dud schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dud i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly worthy players.

Angry, angry old man.

 

[rexy]

terrys side for round one you can see it coming a mile of small light talls soft outside runners in abundance, players out of position and a fair smattering of players tw has backed in but are obvious duds.

backs/ chris as loose as they come newman, will one dimensional undersized thursfield. jake the vfl standard small king.

h b/ luke the undersized cant kick mcguane. kelvin the undersized should be on a flank moore. jordy the softest player ive seen mcmahon

c/ richo cant play him anywhere else richardson shane the shoddy kick tuck. richie the underachiever tambling.

hf/ mitch the pull out king moron. jack the lone hand riewoldt. trent no preseason cotchin.

f/ nathon no defensive side to him brown. cleve no one else hughes, ben the well we wont go there cousins

foll/ simmo the only ruckman simmonds. brett the undersiege deledio. nathan the heavily tagged foley.

int/ adam the hack pattison. adam because we traded for him thomson. joel the most overrated bowden. kane the way past it johnson.

emg/ daniel terrys favorite jackson. jay the dud schulz.

yep i reckon in one shape or another that will be the round one 24.
oh and please let me apologise in advance to any dud i may have missed out its been a hard job picking so many hardly worthy players.

this looks like fun. I'll pick the 1998 Crows premiership side (only team i know well enough outside of the Tiges).

backs/ ben gets smashed by power forwards hart. nigel kick it over my head smart. peter sydney reject caven.

h b/ simon i hear footsteps goodwin. shane who? ellen. andrew freo reject mcleod :hihi

c/ matt skinny flanker connell. mark i've seen glaciers move faster bickley. kym dud kick koster.

hf/ james soft flanker theissen. matty i'll never be as good as my dad robran. kane sideways johnson.

f/ darren lazy hawk reject jarman. mark kangaroo reject stevens. peter disappears for 3.5 quarters vardy

foll/ shaun glass knees rehn. mark undisciplined ricciuto. tyson easily tagged edwards.

int/ david pathetic pittman. brett all i can do is handball james. andrew hot & cold eccles. ben 1 good game marsh.

if this team of duds can win a flag, surely we must be some sort of chance....

 

[hopper]

Ah craw. You using pilchards today or just flicking lures??

But seriously, I've been wondering a while where I knew you from in a previous life. So spill the beans, were you Stadler or Waldorf?

 

[benny_furs]

There's nothing wrong with Claw's post. He's ommitting all the positives about the players, but none of the negatives are false.

We know what the positives are anyway. Sometimes it's good to have their other qualities shoved in your face so you don't get carried away with where we're at.

 

[hopper]

There's nothing wrong with Claw's post. He's ommitting all the positives about the players, but none of the negatives are false.

We know what the positives are anyway. Sometimes it's good to have their other qualities shoved in your face so you don't get carried away with where we're at.

Oh that's right. I completely forgot that craw's intention was purely to balance our deluded feral souls and minds out of the goodness of his little blackened heart. PRE's resident therapist. Gimme a break!

 

[Ian4]

Mcmahon--Geelong, Hawthorn not to mention the Bulldogs, would never play a player who shows such little interest in his immediate opponent. Love the Club but in my opinion Mcmahon disgraces the jumper. Terry is a shmoozer of the highest rank. This bloke is his achillies heal and I predict that if Terry sticks to his guns on Jordy and the way he is permitted to play, that he (Terry), will cost them both their jobs.

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